Mr. Am I Being Detained

Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:55 UTC

ITYSL has broken my brain because I just had the thought “the Supreme Court promised their shirt brother they would never do another rule”

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

Dump him, girl

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

I think Steven Yeun is one of the hottest men alive so it really speaks to his talent that his performance in "Beef" makes him kind of repellent just with a shitty haircut and an off-putting demeanor

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

At the rate he’s going he’ll be there by the end of the year too

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

Get your shit together, I say as the Nazi Collaborator Soccer Hooligan Front wins 500 seats in my parliament

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:08 UTC

You can tell people crying “historical accuracy” over race-blind casting are just being racist or they’d be just as mad or madder over Romans having British accents or, indeed, any accent recognizable to modern ears

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

Don't hear about a lot of guys getting clobbered anymore.

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

Rare win-win in geopolitics is that I think either Biden or Trump is probably literally going to make Starmer cry at some point

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

Im working on it, closer to 35 every day

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

It should shame these people that they are worse at this than William Randolph Hearst, a man who had a line item for columns about how Marion Davies looked great for her age

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

Or the preceding two movies for that matter

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

Dubya for sure, I always saw Reagan’s relationship with that element as way more cynically transactional

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

I have no idea why the person I quoted here blocked me but thanks to the rest of you for gassing me up

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:17 UTC

I know, she’s killing it

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:13 UTC

The Twister reboot/remake/whatever is doing the “we have no idea what to do with this person’s insane charisma and It factor so we put them against a green screen” with both Glen Powell AND Katy O’Brien, free them

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:07 UTC

Something grimly funny about how like 10 years ago, every harmless crank who believed in stuff like flat earth and fake moon landing would either be radicalized into antisemitism or gradually revealed it, but now all these people are open antisemites and they stumble into flat earth

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:01 UTC

White girl… save me

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

Okay.

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:41 UTC

Must be all that Wikipedia reading

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:40 UTC

Congrats, words still have meaning

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

Serious question, are you an adult

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:37 UTC

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:34 UTC

That is not what the word means. It’s not interchangeable with “bad.”

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:31 UTC

That’s true. It’s also true that our fascists-in-waiting are salivating for war with China, Mexico and Iran.

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:27 UTC

Yes, it’s the country below us

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:27 UTC

I think if you’re going to argue with people about a political tendency your research should go beyond Wikipedia especially if you think Castro was right-wing

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:25 UTC

Similarly, if gravity doesn’t take effect when I jump off the roof, I will fly