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Derik the Selfish Man

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The thing that makes me so amazing is how humble I am.


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The real reason Judas turned on Jesus.

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If anyone is shocked by this I have some beach front property in Antarctica to sell them.

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My Boss: "we are starting a readiness protocol to prepare in case we have riots again" Me: "you mean we are starting it because we know police cant behave themselves and another event like George Floyd is inevitable"

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Changing local policy is mutual aid. Eat the rich, y’all.

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They want us to memory-hole that Israel dropped 6,000 bombs in 6 days in Gaza. More than any single month the US-led coalition dropped while fighting ISIS.

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We must end qualified immunity!

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6 year Old Daughter: "Space police, I need to talk to you!" Me: "I dont talk to police" Daughter: *hits me with a pillow* "you get killed!" Me: "see this is why I dont like police!" #ACAB includes the space police.

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That moment when you inadvertently make things metal AF.

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