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Uncaffeinated and pissed about it.
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Applecores
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Uncaffeinated and pissed about it.
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Applecores
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Oh yeah thanks for the heads up
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Applecores
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Weeeeeeeeeelllcoooooommmme! To the Shutdown Fullbeer!
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Applecores
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That timing seems good.
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Applecores
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Heard Chappell on the speakers at my nail salon, she has more than broken containment.
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Applecores
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Wishing everyone a happy #BobbyBonillaDay, however you celebrate!
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Applecores
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Wonder what my therapist would say if I referred to my primary wound as my Frank Thomas.
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Applecores
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Yesssss
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Applecores
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And I liked her 6 months before you did, which is amazing for a bumpkin in Alabama.
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Applecores
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Make a band smaller: Droplets of Mudd
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Applecores
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Anything in a plastic bottle is offensive
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Applecores
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I buy Hashbrown toys that mostly go ignored and then he spends 30 minutes playing with a blueberry I dropped on the floor.
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Applecores
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Coke Zero in a can is inoffensive
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Applecores
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For the second time, I got asked at Publix what kind of cat I have, and for the second time, I answered âthe regular kind.â
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Applecores
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My east and south are the same as yours, north is London which was with you. West is Cannon Beach, Oregon.
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Applecores
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Beer is pretty nice. Especially when itâs cold.
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Applecores
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Oh my god Iâm so sorry Archie but you look hysterical like this
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Applecores
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More realistic than a freakin narwhal
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Applecores
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Red starburst is incel starburst Orange is lesbian
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Applecores
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Really gives a new angle to the âwould you rather be lost in the woods with a man or a bearâ conversation.
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seeing a cybertruck in the wild is fun bc only 3000 have been sold so its like oh wow theres our towns Biggest Dipshit. look at him go!
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Applecores
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Good work Professor Ollie
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Applecores
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Itâs a win-win for you, either they learn the lesson or you get $20 richer. Genius.
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Applecores
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Thing that chapped my ass today: doctorâs office form had a box for sexuality with options âheterosexual, homosexual, bisexual.â Left it blank and wrote âwhy do you need this and if you do, you need more categories than this.â Fuckers.
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Applecores
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If I had a black cat I would name it vanta because they sure enough look like a void when they curl up in a ball
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Applecores
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Message for the people close to me: Iâm doing a lot for you, you could return the favor.
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Applecores
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Thatâs so awesome!
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Applecores
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The league may or may not be 70% lesbian but itâs 100% not attracted to Clay Travis.
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Howard Tayler
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Saw this for the first time today. Seems legit.
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Applecores
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Please explain to me how a man named Glen Powell is a young actor in 2024 and not one of the Mercury astronauts.
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Lukeâs American Revolution
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What time is it?
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Applecores
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Barves comes up with a brand new sentence in human history basically everyday. Only a matter of time before a brilliant one popped out.
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Applecores
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This joke is older than the Sun Bowl lore
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Applecores
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âTim Onionâ has me in absolute stitches.
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Applecores
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They donât want you to know itâs artificial grandma flavoring
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Applecores
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Only if it has real grandma in it
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If this ainât the most Bob Davie and the hawdawg machine, âthis whole townâs trying to fuck meâ energy Iâve ever seen
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Having a Velcro cat is so nice in the winter and honestly miserable in the summer. Get off meeeeeeeee
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Applecores
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Oh nooooo
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Applecores
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This lady today was great and I told her so, and we ended up chatting about rude and stupid people for 15 minutes.
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Applecores
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So a great day to go to 3 urgent cares, a lab, and the bank?
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People are apparently such assholes to receptionists, cashiers, phlebotomists, etc that I got thanked profusely everywhere I went today for not yelling at anyone? Like, Iâm having an actually shitty day and Iâm apparently the most pleasant person any of these people encountered today?
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Uber/Lyft has drastically reduced drunk driving in cities that formerly had basically zero taxis (or if they did it was 2 and one was always at the airport and the other took 2 hours to get to the bar to pick you up)
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Important advancements in technology: my eye doctor has replaced the âpuff of airâ test with a new machine that justâŚlooks at your eye. Unexpected highlight of my day tbh.
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It appears they want me to rack up more legal fees trying to get Hinds County, Mississippi to certify another copy (Everybody within spitting distance of Jackson just shuddered at the thought. The damn courthouse was closed due to hacking for weeks last summer.)
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The bank wonât let me close an account of my uncleâs because the judgment closing his estate is more than 60 days old. Thatâs ridiculous because, to quote one of the great films of our time, âhe ainât gettinâ any deader!â
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I was wondering why Colm would have sullied himself with a national tour
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Ramin Karimloo would have done a better job pushing the car but not near as well at the other thing.
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This reminds me of our 1980s F-150 we used to pull the horse trailer. We called it Fred because going up hills hauling my fat ass horse it felt like we needed to get our Flintstone feet out and give it some help.
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Brother it is peak Icee season
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