Joanne Sheppard

Hippolyta Loudbasket @loudbasket.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 10, 2024 at 20:28 UTC

What’s your favourite Princess of Wales II conspiracy theory? Mine is that she tried to cut in a fringe and ended up like Dave Hill and she’s in hiding until it grows out.

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 10, 2024 at 18:26 UTC

The old hometown’s looking as Dickensian as ever, I see

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 01, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

Sadly tardigrades are not insects. Terry Termite, maybe?

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 29, 2024 at 12:04 UTC

I too was bemused to receive ‘Swift Notes’ but for some reason, the solemn sincerity of the apology made me properly LOL

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 29, 2024 at 08:50 UTC

Obviously this a very sad death, but who the hell would choose LinkedIn for this?

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 28, 2024 at 22:34 UTC

Even if I was doing ‘research’ into that kind of material, I wouldn’t do it on a bloody train

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 26, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

Haha! I love rats and I’m already very fond of Gaston

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 26, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

As you can see it’s more difficult than you think to stuff a rat

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 26, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

I’ve called it Gaston Le Rat

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 26, 2024 at 19:03 UTC

Before that, my boyfriend took me to Paris, because he is GREAT. And then when we got back I did a taxidermy class he bought me and I created THIS!

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 26, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

Anyway. I’ve neglected this place of late because I’ve had two weeks of nice things keeping me busy, culminating in a weekend away with my four best friends from my school days. Many lolz at photos of us together at our school leavers’ party… 30 years ago 🤯

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 26, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

Oh, but of COURSE

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 26, 2024 at 16:07 UTC

It wasn’t me! But now I want to read it too.

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 00:19 UTC

unacceptable

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

If anyone’s looking for a Valentine’s card and gift combo for the biggest cunt in the world, get yourself to Home Bargains

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 10, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

I saw it at the cinema when I was 17, and have never been able to watch it again.

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 10, 2024 at 17:07 UTC

Can’t tell you how stressful it was seeing the Spurs scores popping up on my phone while I was trapped getting my nails done and thus powerless to react

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 12:43 UTC

Yes, sitting in meetings and talking about genocide in terms of project management. Horrific. I was tense and on edge for the entire film, like I was having an anxiety dream.

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 12:36 UTC

Also when the grandma says “I wonder if Esther Silberman’s is there?” like you might casually remember an old neighbour who moved to a seaside town you’re just driving past

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 23:46 UTC

Anyway. It’s a really good and deeply unnerving film but yes, not a barrel of laughs

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

Just been to see The Zone Of Interest. It was one of those films where everyone feels like they can’t get up and leave when the credits roll, eventually causing my other half to mutter “I don’t think there’s going to be hilarious outtakes at the end, you know”

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 03, 2024 at 16:53 UTC

That really does look like May! I always find it quite sinister the way they just do the background people in smudgy grey. Like the court room was full of ghosts.

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 03, 2024 at 14:55 UTC

The most shocking thing about the case is the fact that the murderers are children, so it’s an odd artistic decision to make them look 55

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 03, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

This court artist seems to have mistaken the teenage murderers in the Brianna Ghey case for Russell Brand and Karen Matthews

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 29, 2024 at 18:42 UTC

I always thought Just A Minute couldn’t possibly get any more unbearably smug and middle-class, but then Nicholas Parsons died and Sue Perkins took over and yep, she’s managed it

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 26, 2024 at 21:36 UTC

Cole Palmer? Appalling barnet on him.

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 26, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

It’s an inexplicable haircut choice, isn’t it? He can afford the best hairdressers in the land and still gets that done. Astonishing.

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 26, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

Sits with his hands down his tracksuit bottoms

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 26, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

If Phil Foden wasn’t a footballer he would 100% be one of those horrible little Manc scrotes who sits on the tram smoking weed with his feet up on the opposite seat, playing shit music out loud on his phone and chucking his empty Red Bull can on the floor before getting off at Crumpsall

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 26, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

I expect so, yes. And of course he wasn’t doing anyone any harm. Also, it was a really nice restaurant and quite pricey so he obviously knows and loves his food. (His table manners were absolutely disgusting though so I’d just rather he hadn’t been seated in my eye line!)

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 26, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

There really is no more to it than that. He ate his starter, then ate his napkin while he was waiting for his main course. He was a very, very strange man. He also muttered to himself a lot, ate his meal in really odd way, and kept sort of rocking back and forth.

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 26, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

The Exorcist. Keep Max Von Sydow.

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 25, 2024 at 20:32 UTC

He’s a very, very strange individual and he’s sitting in my direct eye line so he’s hard to ignore. His table manners (even aside from the eating of napkins) are quite gross though so in a way I’d rather forget him

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Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 25, 2024 at 20:15 UTC

We’re out for a meal and I have just witnessed another diner eat his paper napkin 😳

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