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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

keeps the keys from goin a-jangalin' too

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:35 UTC

Training Deighe

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:49 UTC

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:46 UTC

GLADIATOR implies the existence of HAPPYIATOR and JOYIATOR

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 03:15 UTC

what if we kissed in the frankenstein maze?

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

Exciting beef

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:18 UTC

28 years ago in a movie theater, I learned the word "schlemiel"

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:48 UTC

I saw a ton in Soundview park

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

he just like me fr fr

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

He's making this scared face over and over and over www.joe.co.uk/news/people-...

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

It's good to have morelles

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:59 UTC

WELCOME!!!!!!

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:57 UTC

NYINTHE'PEN0OTTAVINORHP60-0

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

Voted for AOC for like the 5th time today. No i dont mean lifetime, just in one day. I love stealing elections, interview me fox news

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 05:30 UTC

I don't want to offend, but if the jurassic park guy who yells Shoooot Haaaar 3 times immediately after that started rapping, it would be v funny. I apologize to the family of the victim if they read this. 🙌

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 05:22 UTC

They survived the Death Star, but the rebels on the secret moon base of Yavin 4 never heard of toyota's jeepathon. V ery sad.

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

Broke: saying "copium" Woke: saying "the copestone is on"

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 05:04 UTC

tHey made Moby Dixk woke!!!!!!

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

I'm 500 years old

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 03:53 UTC

BOOK WORM

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 23:52 UTC

Me personally, I'm a we'd've stan, a we'd've-head

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

Addressing a judge but pronouncing it "Yo Hoe-ner"

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

More like wokediments!!! ARGH!!!!

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:53 UTC

Atlanta toilet paper in Eng Lund

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

The B-roll of Frankenstein

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 20:20 UTC

um hello, really? they have a WACKY NAME for the product for THE BALLS. Brilliant

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

EXCUSE me but my Firstname Lastname account is a BRAND and it must be BUILT

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

YKnow because of all the fucked up stuff, I've always said my life is like one of the best Twilight Zone episodes and..OH MY GOD

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 13:32 UTC

Is there any other way?

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

The Russian word for overrated is Nabokov

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 13:01 UTC

Yes no no yes

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 12:53 UTC

Banker's lamp. Damn i want my own lamp

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 15:11 UTC

when u have to return your car to Pep Boys for the 3rd time in 4 days

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 13:20 UTC

Babywomen is what she hunted down for her friend jeffrey epstein

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 13:11 UTC

Gloin is actually a contraction of Glistening Groin

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 15:38 UTC

When i think "beautiful scenery", i think of Donald J Trump State Park

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 15:34 UTC

When you see you funds NYCares and do a 360⁰ projectile vomit

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 02:57 UTC

did the LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT guy ever clear his throat?

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dimagic @dimagic.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

The most famous, revered, and VIP bricks from 5000 years ago used to get entombed in human pyramids

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