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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine

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We have a two-tier verandah: the top one is outside our living room, the bottom one is outside the spare room. Rita has been known to be too lazy to go downstairs from the top verandah to the lawn to relieve herself. Smoking PerthGore Uncle narrowly escaped being sprinkled with dog pee this morning

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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine's avatar Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social
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"I had to wait for ages to go back inside, it was right outside the door! It was a TORRENT!" he said

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Wibbleswithoutapause newly pfizervaxed with a half life & 😷's avatar Wibbleswithoutapause newly pfizervaxed with a half life & 😷 @wibblewap.bsky.social
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Friends once had a house with balcony above front door. Their pup liked to relieve himself up there, so visitors... gardez loo (sic) below!!!

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Kim Hewitt's avatar Kim Hewitt @kimhewitt.bsky.social
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😂😂

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Craig M. Ranapia's avatar Craig M. Ranapia @craigmranapia.bsky.social
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There has got to be a way you can make an absolute fortune off that.

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Foxy esquire's avatar Foxy esquire @foxylustygrover.bsky.social
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Shot Rita, don't do that to nana but uncle is fair game 🫠

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