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This is Jay Sherman’s dad shit

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And yet I still can’t do it

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That is definitely a question fathers across America are ready to answer in considerably more detail than children across America could ever possibly care about

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Congrats

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I just started muting them instead of arguing, I don’t always keep to it but it works better

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Otherwise yeah sure that looks good

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I remain loyal to the pamplemousse lacroix

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I do it anyways, but save it for the end so people can stop. Sometimes the callback number doesn’t show up or something and otherwise I’ve had people express confusion about whether the number I called from is the also the appropriate callback number

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I agree that it’s odd how often you encounter people online that still have such an attachment to defending what the guy did and attacking the response

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I’m not alone!

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Yeah like what exactly did we lose other than a sex pest?

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A perfectly defensible opinion that is uhhhh maybe slightly incompatible with being a senior official of the Roman Catholic Church

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Yeah sounds like an authoritarian cop with a grudge against the guy for some reason or possibly for no reason at all

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Yeah sorry about letting ‘psycho’ fly wantonly up there, I’m not awake enough to remember not to talk like that it wasn’t intentional at least

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I mean carrying a small knife around isn’t that psycho, it has all sorts of non-weapon uses and often comes in handy (for non-stab reasons) when you’d never expect

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Yeah we could really adopt some best practices in humiliating awful politicians from them

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Tbf they’ve long been soft-pedaling this tie while playing up (equally real) Clinton ties, these documents probably allow journalists to discuss specific incidents more directly without getting sued but it’s long been clear that Trump and Epstein were more than passing acquaintances

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Sec of State Blinken’s band was in the news a month or two ago performing “Rocking in the Free World” which is another one as others mentioned already

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It was just a waypoint in missing the point of “patriotic” songs in between this land is your land and born in the USA

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If you read enough online advice columns you go in with that assumption though it’s kind of a convention of the form to have unreliable narrators

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Yeah he’s gonna win big w people who have to order that special weed that’s weaker from the podcast commercials

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Yeah like I’m the kind of guy they need to get excited about sth like this and I just do not find it interesting

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Unofficial Guardian (World) Bot's avatar Unofficial Guardian (World) Bot @guardian-world-rss.bsky.social
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Jeremy Corbyn re-elected in Islington North after expulsion from Labour

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Yeah 7 nation army is already a classic rock staple good point

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Hell, Blink-182 on several occasions

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I’ve got bad news about how much farther they’ve already gotten

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Yeah although while the salad was born in MX, the inventor himself was Italian as the thing explains

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Looks like he’s in costume for a community theater period production

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The people and the landscape? Mostly great. The government? Blecch

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Yeah the branding is a little baffling but the curry is fine

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Also hilarious that turns out he has been voting after all, plus imagining farcical scenarios caused by the authors guilt and embarrassment at their secret voting driving a need to keep their secret at any cost

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Hopefully it’ll take em longer time away from the computer to make it there and back

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Lawn grass is European species and is presumably the type of grass the vast majority of people being told to touch it will find closest at hand

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Safety interlocks were designed into this thing? Huh those must be for people who aren’t smart like I am

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The idea is that you can only have the valve open one or the other at a time. But if you start trying to get creative you can accidentally make a circuit and suck the mercury straight through the damn thing

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Tedious but ultimately I can’t find a part to quibble with

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Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸]'s avatar Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸] @themckenziest.gay
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Pure fucking evil

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Yeah my kids are gifted too but you don’t see me showing off about it

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You’re gonna be giving them lots of attention and enrichment and exercise or they are just going to act even crazier than otherwise

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Yeah I mean I have a different type of neurotic little dog but they are like neurotic little humans in that nothing to do mentally and/or physically only exacerbates the neuroses

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If he paid for the jokes or made his own the whole thing still seems like somehow making money off the fact lots of people want to have a parasocial relationship with a guy who was on Star Trek who shares their politics and he can keep on fleecing those people imo if he stopped plagiarizing

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Maybe he does a post when he feels like it, but they come too regularly for me to see it just being him doing itself, have to imagine the man has better things to do, it’s not like he’s me

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Yeah honestly I think this is what’s going on and as long as it isn’t also an elder abuse sort of thing and it’s Takei cynically profiting off this thing like I think it is, kudos to him

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