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I like the Red Sox, the Buffs, DnD, lots of other stuff. He/him. “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” -Vonnegut
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I found some home brew chase rules for DnD and mashed them together… and it was actually fun!!! I ran a chase in a TTEPG and it wasn’t a horrible, boring slog!
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I had one the other day that was more chocolate than coffee, and I didn't hate it!
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Laughing thinking about the time that kid went on reddit to ask what people meant when they said "Draw a clock" to older people.
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But it’s not *technically* the Republican Party platform!
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There's this vintage fashion influencer I follow on social media because she's cute and the content is interesting... but she just said something about styling her "great grandma's 80's scarf" and I need to re-evaluate my life.
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AC Slater is working construction now?
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Does your boss look like this?
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There’s this trope of a house being really cheap because a murder or something happened there and no one wanting to live in it now… but I don’t understand why anyone would care. I would have happily purchased a murder house.
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I like how in every industry there are people who feel like they need to do things for the sake of it to justify their salaries. I mean I hate that.
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I miss my dog and want to go home. I can't wait for Saturday!
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Frank's Red Hot is not Red Hot. It's milder than black pepper. But it DOES have a pretty good overall flavor!
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(I forgot she was in the college entrance exam scandal.... But I still think this works.)
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Get the rights to The Natural. Have it be about the modern day New York Knights. Felicity Huffman can be the first ever female GM. People would like it!
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Sorkin should really put his powers back into sports and not politics. Maybe a TV show about a pro sports team front office where everyone is up their own ass and talks fast? I'd watch that!
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An impersonal check is when someone asks how you're doing as a greeting but they don't want you to answer
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Happy Jim Inhofe died day!
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"ChatGPT, when does the Narwhal bacon?"
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"How babby is formed?" will never not make me laugh. I would love AI instead of fervently opposing it if it was created by skimming Yahoo answers.
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I love fried food... and ranch... but that just sounds awful.
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That Sten gun tho
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I want to post to this subreddit, but I don't think I could convince my wife to pose for it.
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I'll cop to the fact my mom and grandmothers may have been guilty of under seasoning things in their day. That's fine. Barf bowl? That's one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard. As deviant as the poop knife story IMO.
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Humans reached behavioral modernity 100,000 years ago and I think they were shitting outside WAY longer than they were using chamberpots.
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I mean... DID we? Weren't people shitting outside?
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"I gave these 400 million people free public transit all around the country and you will NOT believe the results"
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"President Jimmy" would absolutely confirm my theory that there will never be a millennial president. We're skipping right over to zoomers.
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Elena is FAR superior to anyone who has ever been affiliated with TYT, and she's the worst one in FFVII
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"Is the Open open?" "No." "Then open the Open!" "The Open is open. It was closed but now I opened it." "Good, so the Open is open, then?" "The Open is open." "The flavors should open now that the Open is open."
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Man, if you ate a pop tart your life would change so much. And if you had a toaster strudel??
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I hate sparkling water and love champagne. I am an enigma
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The Vibes are immaculate
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I just had a soft serve ice cream and it made me 2% more likely to vote for Joe Biden?
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Is that when you put three flavors of ice cream in the same container?
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It’s really stupid to say America is the best country in the world, but then you look at one of our apple fritters. My country is a sweet land of liberty actually.
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What if I owned a pancake house out in black Forrest where all we served were pancakes and ham with real maple syrup? You could make money with that right? Pancakes are cheap as hell. Coffee, water or milk to drink. That’s it!
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As a descendant of puritans I find it indulgent to be able to turn the gas on and cook immediately. Letting the coals burn down for a half hour is part of the experience. It brings us closer to the divine
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After cooking a couple meals on my parents’ charcoal grill, I can conclude that Hank Hill is full of shit.
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The Democratic fundraising texts have been incredibly pathetic this election.
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Remember how for a while that if you saw a PT Cruiser there was a 75% chance it was a rental car because no one was buying them? That's Tesla/Rideshares now!
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He doesn't drive so I think his tan is a result of sunlight through the windows of LA busses.
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I was going to watch The Patriot starring Mel Gibson while eating steak and eggs but your plan has merit.
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These dogs want me to pat and scratch them for hours. I’m trying to get up to feed them but they won’t let me. They have chosen cloth mother.
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When times got dark, and I needed a lifeline, I found comfort in the idea that Eva really cared how I was doing. That's gone now.
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It perfectly encapsulates Parker and Stone's whole deal of making fun of everything and never taking a position on purpose.
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The bar seems low, but I’m glad he crossed it
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There's a group of dads in the beginning watching football practice where the kids are miserable all talking about how it was the time of their lives. They're the same as the older guy in the letterman jacket who comes to the HS party later in the movie. Just pathetic and stuck in the past.
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It is the quintessential teen movie that pretends to be dumb and is way smarter than you think. Even the simple "Playing football for West Canaan High is NOT the opportunity of a lifetime." coming from a thoughtful kid, thrust into the spotlight who wants to go to Brown is pretty big line.
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Americans: "Haha, they think cows are sacred in India?" Also Americans: "My dog is God's most perfect angel. A divine being sent to be my companion."
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Military recruiters are child groomers who should be banned from schools.
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