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dumbshit dirtbag@dirtsquirrel.bsky.social |
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jewelry/art handle @bespooke.bsky.social
very bad person (quality wise)
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dumbshit dirtbag
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I tried to nair my moustache like 25 years ago and I have a vivid memory of staring at myself in the mirror with a stinky white yosemite sam moustache. I can still smell it lol
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I'd use nair 100% more often if it didn't make that smell happen. the burning hair hair smell is very bad
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dumbshit dirtbag
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beavis and butthead do american psycho
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dumbshit dirtbag
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you can use the bloody little flaps of skin as incentives for the crows
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dumbshit dirtbag
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can I ask which antipsychotics brought on your tardive? is that a common side effect? also, I'm so friggen sorry dude that all sucks
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dumbshit dirtbag
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because, same
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dumbshit dirtbag
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is gilmore girls rotting your brain
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dumbshit dirtbag
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when exactly would be an acceptable time for leftists to mention our leaders funding a genocide if not now, while it is happening
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dumbshit dirtbag
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go fuck yourself dude
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dumbshit dirtbag
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could really go for a leisurely swim in a very deep man made lake with a mysterious past and is that a house down there? right about now
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dumbshit dirtbag
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could really go for a hike to an abandoned church in the middle of the woods with strange symbols everywhere and a hole behind the pulpit that goes deeper than it should and is that a ladder? right about now
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the whole "romantic relationship" part of my life is just... solved now? like I don't worry about it at all. it's a non-issue. I just have this guy who I live with and who loves me and makes my life easier?? sounds fake but it's pretty cool!!
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hahahaha yes it is about my partner, not jesus
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I liked being single! that's why I did it for so long. but then I met the love of my life and I really like this too! I don't wanna say a man changed my life but he really friggen did
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I'm really fuckin in love and I know everyone is super tired of hearing about it. but today I started really feeling like this is my home, with him, and I'm not going anywhere. it made me think about how fuckin lucky I am! my life is pretty okay
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I feel seen
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I've never eaten a soft pretzel in my life. not on purpose it's just never come up. I would like to eat this
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BE, non binary people can BE good girls. but,
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dumbshit dirtbag
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non binary people can do good girls too! do you think non binary baddies don't need daddies sometimes???? insane
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fuuuuck yeah. I asked my bf early in the relationship if me wearing platforms bothered him (he's like 6') and he basically said no, big woman good, big woman get bigger
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I'm 5'10 and my demonia boots make me taller than everyone else at the grocery store and that feels great
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my bf looks like him in certain lights and it's hot as shit. young castro could for sure hit
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don't get me wrong I don't hate veterans and I understand there are reasons aside from being a "patriotic" dumbass piece of shit who likes sucking the ruling class cock to enlist. but the numbers aren't in their favour
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10% off for every 10 years in the industry seems like a good starting point
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once an american vet asked me if we did american military discount at my old restaurant and I had to explain to him that not only did we not, but this is a different country so we extra do not
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I think service industry workers/delivery app drivers should get preferential treatment and discounts on their personal meals at restaurants like veterans. they deserve it more
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also, tip delivery drivers. like think about it, you're at home stoned with your little internet device and someone brings you (to your HOUSE) whatever food you want! that's crazy. give them money. if someone texted me and was like "bring me pakora" I'd tell them to fuck themselves
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today is a gov't tax cheque day so I'm spending it all on cigarettes and indian food
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hahahaha I tried to take a normal eyelash picture to send my best friend to show her with mascara and apparently I didn't focus my eyes. I can't stop laughing at this picture of my fish lipped wall eyed face
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my best friend and I did lash lift kits yesterday and hot damn. these eyelashes are eyelashing
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awww thanks hun! we really are happy, we take very good care of each other ❤️
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BUT gotta say, it rules lol
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yes I clean and cook and don't work outside of the house but nobody told me I had to do any of these things, I just wanna eat and live in a clean house. I'm on disability and bf is lower middle class, I do have my own income and it is not a transactional relationship?
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just realised after making bf lunch for work then walking through my spotless house that I am in fact currently a stay at home girlfriend, by accident
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daaaamn me too twinsies
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happy birthday! cool moles
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dumbshit dirtbag
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I'm hanging out in my underpants covered in fake tanner eating boiled eggs
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dumbshit dirtbag
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it's fun figuring out all the things I'm bad at with fake nails
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dumbshit dirtbag
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it's not obnoxious or annoying at all! processing severe health issues is so so hard, you deserve to have people around you give you support!
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"nobody wants to work anymore" nobody has ever wanted to work for someone else, that's why you've gotta pay us to do it. when number not high enough, we no work ☹️🤷 don't know what to tell you, it's very simple
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fuck yeah my whole house is clean as fuck and I get to hang out with my best friend today. I'm in a great friggen mood
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you look a lot like a woman I grew up with, who is also a total stunner
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dumbshit dirtbag
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haha no I'm okay, it's actually my brain that's bleeding it just drains out my nose
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dumbshit dirtbag
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social media is for sharing the most important events in your life. like when you've got two (2) freezies and a bag of cheesies and are gonna watch a movie (I have freezies and cheesies and am gonna watch a movie)
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for some reason I lost a follower over this post lol fair enough. this is basically a public journal for me and if that bothers you you're welcome to go somewhere else
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I'm so stupid proud of myself. I also had a shower! I'm high functioning as fuck today
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thanks man!!
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I cleaned and paced so much today that I got a blister from my sandals
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today I cleaned the fuck out of the bathrooms, upstairs landing, art room, living room, dining room, and kitchen. almost the entire fucking house. I feel like a fuckin champion
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also I'm aware it looks like we'll be doing cocaine but rest assured we're poor
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