Donkey Hotay @donkee.bsky.social

Job interviewer: what happened to you? Me: my mother was an intensely insecure and overbearing drunk who smothered me til I ran away at 14 JI: no…why are you sweating and breathing so hard? M: oh haha I owe my coke dealer 5 large and he chased me here. Can we forget that mom story?

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