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Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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They’re not teardrops, they’re acorns. For every druid I killed
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Donkey Hotay@donkee.bsky.social |
151 followers 140 following 1614 posts
I’m an ass
Avoid this rabbit hole at all costs:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai57dxyhgwc
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Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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They’re not teardrops, they’re acorns. For every druid I killed
0 replies 13 reposts 69 likes
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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Baby, if the sexting's good I'll add you to my dental and vision coverage
1 replies 21 reposts 43 likes
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Accidentally 🤣
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Accidentally keep it in your hand with your finger accidentally on the trigger. I’ve used bear spray and I wouldn’t wanna be the clown on the other end. But maybe wear a chest cam
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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You got a dog at least?
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Rachel
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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These are the meth dealers in your neighbourhood I sing to myself as I go for my nightly walk down past the closed shops.
2 replies 2 reposts 9 likes
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Ran out of shampoo so I washed my hair with Ranch dressing and now these seagulls are following me around like I’m the most discount Snow White ever.
9 replies 46 reposts 112 likes
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Funny you should ask, it’s what we pay our employees with
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Hello, Costco? What is your policy on people paying with obsolete Canadian pennies?
3 replies 22 reposts 42 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Yes, I’m an alpha. afraid of lady’s pleasurable hugs a lot
2 replies 19 reposts 35 likes
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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🎶 because your abyss, your abyss is on my list 🎶
2 replies 16 reposts 55 likes
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I cleaned the wax out of my ears for you please respond
8 replies 30 reposts 54 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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hello? i need to report a possible dirty innuendo
23 replies 48 reposts 132 likes
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Drummy™
@crashtestdrummy.bsky.social
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Sorry I dressed up like a viking and said I wanna pillage your village.
3 replies 8 reposts 13 likes
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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🖤
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Parilani 🫧
@parilani.bsky.social
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don't mistake my weakness for lack of strength it's lack of a lot of things. like sleep and happiness and a general will to live
1 replies 10 reposts 31 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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[me, tryna fit in on bsky] these nuts!
12 replies 51 reposts 157 likes
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ismua ᴮˡᵘᵉˢᵏʸ ᴱˡᵈᵉʳ📯 🌈⛵💜
@ismua.bsky.social
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The inside out characters in my head
1 replies 1 reposts 14 likes
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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At 200 followers, I shall do the cinnamon challenge with cocaine.
2 replies 10 reposts 19 likes
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Dr: You’ll be delighted to hear it’s terminal and there’s no treatment Me: what the fuck? Dr: points to earbud *whispers “I’m on the phone” Me: *sigh of rel… Dr: sorry, that was your wife. Now where were we?
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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The results of my bloodwork came back confirming I’m a sick fuck
0 replies 5 reposts 9 likes
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Jack
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
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I keep forgetting to have sex.
4 replies 19 reposts 44 likes
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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How bout I rap ya fuckin head in widda ratchet?
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Jack
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
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Reading the New York Times review of The Jerky Boys movie.
2 replies 3 reposts 10 likes
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Jack
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
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the Inside Out characters in my head
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Keenan
@keenan313.bsky.social
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It was envy 😂... How I read yours... You: I've banged the wife so often I forget whether or not I've done it today... You cont.: like sometimes I walk into a room and forget, did I come in here to bang my wife, or did I do that earlier already. Meanwhile... Me: why won't my work crush text me.
1 replies 1 reposts 2 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Strawberry legs, cottage cheese thighs, muffin tops…ladies we are a snack.
6 replies 26 reposts 72 likes
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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The best kind of follow
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Ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
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I’m not a suggested follow.
9 replies 21 reposts 49 likes
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Hildur Knútsdóttir
@hildur.bsky.social
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The only thing I enjoy about watching football is seeing grown men cry.
3 replies 4 reposts 44 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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when i’m really high i do actually see that Snoopy is a beagle
10 replies 27 reposts 101 likes
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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The inside out characters in my head
0 replies 2 reposts 8 likes
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⠀🐄⠀
@tweedle.bsky.social
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The inside out characters in my head
0 replies 2 reposts 9 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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James Madison was 25 years old when he signed the constitution When I was 25 I was doing cocaine off a car key in the ladies room with my girlies
21 replies 34 reposts 179 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Ahhhh yes, a minor inconvenience to ruin this beautiful day.
2 replies 22 reposts 50 likes
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Government: * decreases military spending Libertarians: Oh, for fucks sake just stop helping poor and marginalized people!
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Manu 🌊🐳🐦⬛🏔️🌎
@manelcamacho.bsky.social
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Libertarians: We want freedom for everyone! Government: * Passes legislations to protect minorities Libertarians: Not for them!
0 replies 1 reposts 5 likes
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Libertarians: We want small government! Government: * Defunds police Libertarians: Not like that
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Uncle Big Bad
@dont.bsky.social
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general ignorance of science + insecurity about intelligence + smug science knowledge cops ____________________________ Distrust of science
0 replies 1 reposts 2 likes
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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The results of my bloodwork came back confirming I’m a sick fuck
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melted computer
@meltedcomputer.bsky.social
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[british horror movie] person: blimey ghost (knocking over a can of beans): boo innit person: oi me beans
65 replies 899 reposts 2982 likes
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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can't today: experimenting with a new way to sleep on my couch
1 replies 4 reposts 14 likes
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Couldn’t remember the name of my wife’s male ob/gyn so I called him a half husband
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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My first quaalude felt like I’d floated to heaven and sat with God in the vip box for the F Sinatra/Tom Jones show at the old Omni. My 53rd lude felt like ok now I can make it to detox before I dry heave all my organs into the floorboard
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Me: go smite yourself God: I’ve tried. Just so I can feel something. But omnipotence numbs the soul. M: maybe do the Jesus thing again G: he’d like that, fuckin masochist freak. But no I prefer numb. Y’all fucked him up good Jesus: fuck you dad! I’m still bleeding G: here we fuckin go
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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Me: if you stay, will you come to work with me tomorrow? I got a ton of shit to do. Insomnia: you’re sweet, but we both know I’m gonna help you blast through this 8 ball in the next 30 mins and then chain smoke Kool’s until you start to doze off around 5am. Then I’ll turn your alarm off and bail.
0 replies 3 reposts 7 likes
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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It’s Sexual…Ms. Conduct if you’re nasty
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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doing the fairuza balk speech from almost famous about loving some silly little piece of music so much it hurts, but about my fav flops
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hello kelsey
@oldkels.bsky.social
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every post is fiction and every moment of human connection is a performance lol
7 replies 6 reposts 32 likes