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Don Keidick

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Gentleman. Farter. D&D person.


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Oh god, oh fug, I’m into it. Heaven help me. I’m VERY into it.

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Oh yeah, I immediately was like “you have got to see this thing I wrote”. He laughed the whole time.

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Once again, the lemonade is pretty soft. Its the bottle thats hard. Trust me, I’ve been hit with both.

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A long time ago I wrote a silly lil blog and had an article devoted to how thankful I was for truck nuts because they let me know the guy driving the car was a shithead. The next day one of my best friends IRL pulled up with a pair swinging from his Dodge. The timing was amazing.

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It will happen to you

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Nutritionally complete Doritos

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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Coan, Corn. It cant be a coincidence.

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No no. Its clearly human sacrifice time and I think we should just start at the top of the Forbes list and work our way down until the corn is taller.

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Its actually from the musical “Oklahoma” and not precisely a real thing but also a sort of real thing?!? Farmer wisdom is a trip.

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I’ve reached a new low on the bird site.

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Shhh, they can hear you. Lots of ears in that field.

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If not I’m certain one can be arranged.

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I took this pic yesterday. You may note that the corn pictured is not as high as an elephants eye on the 4th of July. Bad omens for the harvest. We may need to choose a sacrifice.

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Good morning! Another day of joking off on my phone.

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“AI is coming for your job” yeah right, like they are really gonna bother making an AI to goof off for 6.5 hours on youtube then painfully answer 6 emails before goofing off on youtube for another hour as a reward.

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You say this like thats bad. Is that bad?

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America is imperfect, so am I, so are you. We are still worth celebrating. Our job as Americans is to do better, be better than who we were. More perfect union and such. Things are bad right now but our faith that this CAN be done, that we will one day fulfill the promise of America must be strong.

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1000 marijuanas

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Someone has to put me in my place. Lest I become to powerful* *cringe

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He’s a good boy!!!

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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Currently listening to this on repeat while smoking a bowl and doing sorta dancey head movements described by my wife as “the lamest shit I’ve ever seen”

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🤣🤣🤣

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We’ve reached a point where the only thing that can save us is a second coming of The Macarena, but I fear such a return is impossible.

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They fired him so he’s not a bastard anymore

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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Be dog do crimes

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He got them from Scooby Doo

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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Mf went back for seconds

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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He took a bite OF crime and went back for seconds

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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Its probably less than he wanted tho

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🤣🤣🤣

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🤣🤣🤣

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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Youre a loose cannon McGruff! If I wasnt a week from retirement I’d have your badge and gun!

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🤣🤣🤣

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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One can only hope

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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The man is afraid of warriors like this

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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Investigating what that coke smells like

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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Anyone with a grenade launcher is automatically cool as hell

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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Oh shit! I just remembered Scruff McGruff! The Hunter Biden of the McGruffs!

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🤣🤣🤣

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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Thats my emotional support grenade launcher

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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McGruff gets a pass

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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You are what you eat

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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You are what you eat

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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JUSTICE FOR MCGRUFF

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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I’m not one to back down from a challenge myself so I understand.

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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Hell yeah!

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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I thought this was America!?!?

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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He took several bites

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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ACA… wait.. wat?

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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We never stopped.

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