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hate when my government forbids me from harvesting bivalves
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hate when my government forbids me from harvesting bivalves
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sorry i drained your aquifer bro
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DAVID LETTERMAN: macklin celebrini. macklin celebrini
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got in trouble at the office for microwaving fish in the bathroom
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if you dont think the NHL is rigged consider this. five weeks ago vancouver scored two goals against edmonton in game seven and were kicked out of the playoffs. today florida does the EXACT SAME THING and is awarded the stanley cup
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getting reports that downtown edmonton is filled with shattered windows, damaged buildings, and garbage strewn everywhere. no sign of a riot though
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close enough
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guess i have my answer
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here i am, graduating from clown college. this is the happiest day of my life
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gimme fuel gimme fire gimme hobbits in the shire
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today, we celebrate the 30th anniversary of the 50th anniversary of d day
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trying to decide whether its funnier if they get swept or lose game seven in overtime
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so evidently if you use the phrase “it’s not just a blender, it’s a way of life”, your wife can cite that in divorce proceedings? was everyone aware of this??
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it took a group of twelve brave souls to declare what you were all to cowardly to say: orange man bad
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lol he did exactly this in the game today. unbelievable
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it kind of sickens me that all of you are so happy that trump might go to prison. even if you dont agree with him, he is a man with a family. and if you cant understand that, theres a drive into deep left field by castellanos, it will be a home run. and so that will make it a 4–0 ballgame
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i regret to inform you that the simpsons predicted it
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Supreme Court redefines marriage to allow cop to marry the concept of Shooting A Dog. “we love it so much that we want to marry it” says police spokesperson
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It’s Friday. As of tonight: vodka, ginger beer, and mint is no longer the Moscow Mule. It’s the DEMOCRACY DONKEY. 🇺🇸 P.S. F**k off, Vlad!
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what the woke media wont tell you is that game seven is for all the marbles
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nothing is more satisfying than knowing the extension of the person that i am trying to reach
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a pet peeve of mine is when there is evidence that rebuts my preconceived notions. a neat trick ive developed is to just ignore that evidence. a related bugaboo is when theres no evidence to support my biases. in those cases i find it helpful to assume that evidence exists, or else create it myself
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*when my team loses* cant believe the playoffs have caved to wokeism
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trying not to lose my cool as i explain to my girlfriends dad that “old pop in an oak” is technically superior to “cotton eye joe”
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maybe its time to bring back Make Donald Drumpf Again. it failed because it was ahead of its time
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real tails heads know theres only one choice when flipping a coin
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regretting my $1,000,000 bet on the Washington Generals to win the Trump Invitational Golf Tournament
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its considered bad luck in many cultures to fall off a cliff to your death
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i love negotiating with terrorists
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now reading “Surnames: Not Just Indicative Of What Someone Did” by Frank Dickinson
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elon musk has succumbed to his injuries after being beheaded on a childrens roller coaster in a mall parking lot
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catturd trying to find God by rearranging dog
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🎶 look at this photograph it can tell me if she has a rash 🎵
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more like fartificial insmelligence
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they call it march madness because of the month its mostly in
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nature always reaches an equilibrium. earlier this week, we had pi day, the holiday for smart people. and today is saint patricks
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SOOTHSAYER: beware the ides of march CAESAR: thats not a very soothing thing to keep saying to me, randy
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kate middleton has been located on malaysia airlines flight 370
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also like charlie chaplin he has a crush on an 11 year old
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came home to find my son entertaining his friends by doing a little dance while using a stick as a cane. hes been chaplin pilled
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i love reaffirming my pre-existing beliefs
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sorry to tell you this. its ableist to make fun of aaron rodgers
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separating the art from the artist in order to be able to enjoy Mein Kampf
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four sale: baby shoes
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if RFK Jr picks aaron rodgers as his running mate, he will continue the proud association with football started by his brother michael
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Dune 2 will probably be better
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*to the tune of ode to joy* ode to ode to ode to ode to ode to ode to ode to joy
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man, if theres one thing i hate highlighting in my art, its the banality that often goes hand in glove with complicity in great evil
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the oscars. more like the 0 scars. these actors are flawless
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the academy awards. more like the macadamia awards. because its nuts
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