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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:06 UTC

And it should be, it should be, it should be like that! Because Horton was faithful! He sat and he sat! He meant what he said And he said what he meant…” …And they sent him home happy, One hundred per cent!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied, "There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side." "So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear." "I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

THEN He loaded some bags And some old empty sacks, On a ramshackle sleigh And he hitched up old Max.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

And at that very moment, we heard a loud whack! From outside in the fields came a sickening smack of an axe on a tree. Then we heard the tree fall. The very last Truffula Tree of them all!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

“With some help, we can do it!” Said Little Cat C. Then pop! On his head We saw Little Cat D! Then, pop! pop! pop! Little Cats E, F and G!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 10:06 UTC

He stepped in the water. Then, oh! What a fuss! “STOP!” screamed his guests. “You can’t do this to us! These horns are our home and you’ve no right to take our home to the far distant side of the lake!”

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 06:06 UTC

I would not, could not. with a goat!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

You can go by Bumble-Boat… … or jet. I don't care how you go.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

"Pooh-Pooh to the Whos!" he was grinchishly humming. "They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming!"

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

He heard the men’s footsteps! He turned with a start! Three rifles were aiming Right straight at his heart! Did he run? He did not! HORTON STAYED ON THAT NEST! He held his head high And he threw out his chest

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

I went right on biggering… selling more Thneeds. And I biggered my money, which everyone needs.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 10:06 UTC

Through the town rushed the Mayor, From the east to the west. But everyone seemed to be doing his best. Everyone seemed to be yapping or yipping! Everyone seemed to be beeping or bipping!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 06:06 UTC

They smell like licorice! And cheese!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

He’s yours! He’s all yours. He’s the very top tallest. I know you’ll enjoy him, the tallest of allest. I’ll have him shipped home to you Birthday Express. That costs quite a lot but I couldn’t care less.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

And so, if you ever Have spots, now and then, I will be very happy To come here again . . .

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

Now the big friendless moose walked alone and forlorn, with four great big woodpecker holes in his horn. “What holes!” whispered Hernan, a squirrel, who spied ’em. “What holes to hide nuts in! Hmmm! Mind if I tried ’em?”

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

Well… I was walking in the night And I saw nothing scary. For I have never been afraid Of anything. Not very.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 10:06 UTC

And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow, Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?" "It came with out ribbons! It came without tags!" "It came without packages, boxes or bags!"

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 06:06 UTC

Then he shook the rug! CRACK! Now the bed had the spot! And all I could sayF was, “Now what, Cat? now what?”

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

“I’ll find it!” cried Horton. “I’ll find it or bust! I SHALL find my friends on my small speck of dust!” And clover, by clover, by clover with care He picked up and searched them, and called, “Are you there?”

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

For tomorrow, he knew, all the Who girls and boys, Would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their toys! And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise! That's one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

“Oh, no!” said the cat. “All they need is more help. Help is all that they need. So keep still and don’t yelp.”

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

You couldn’t say “Skat!” ’cause that wouldn’t be right. You couldn’t shout “Scram!” ’cause that isn’t polite.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 10:06 UTC

I’ll bag a big bug Who is very surprising, A feller who has A propeller for rising And zooming around making cross-country hops, From Texas to Boston with only two stops. Now that kind of thing for a bug is just tops!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 08:57 UTC

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 06:06 UTC

"That's a noise," grinned the Grinch, "That I simply MUST hear!" So he paused. And the Grinch put his hand to his ear.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

But I passed up the eggs of a bird called a Stroodel Who's sort of a stork, but with fur like a poodle.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

At our house we play out back. We play a game called ring the Gack. Would you like to play this game? Come down! We have the only Gack in town.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

And he swam Winna-Bango and found his old bunch, and arrived just in time for a wonderful lunch at the south of the lake, where there’s moose-moss to munch.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

From all over the pond, they came swimming by dozens. Whole families of turtles, with uncles and cousins. And all of them stepped on the head of poor Mack. One after another, they climbed up the stack.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 10:06 UTC

Think they work you too hard … ? Think of poor Ali Sard! He has to mow grass in his uncle's backyard and it's quick-growing grass and it grows as he mows it. The faster he mows it, the faster he grows it.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:06 UTC

Now I needed the egg of a Moth-Watching Sneth Who's a bird who's so big she scares people to death! And this awful big bird… Well, the reason they name her The Moth-Watching Sneth its ‘cause that’s how they tame her.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

And I first saw the trees! The Truffula Trees! The bright-colored tufts of the Truffula Trees! Mile after mile in the fresh morning breeze.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

“Oh, wall spots!” he laughed. “Let me tell you some news. To take spots off a wall, All I need is two shoes!”

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

Would you, could you, on a boat?

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

Come on! Open your mouth and sound off at the sky! Shout loud at the top of your voice, “I AM I!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 10:06 UTC

“So you see!” laughed the Cat, “Now your snow is all white! Now your work is all done! Now your house is all right!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:06 UTC

ME! I am I! And I may not know why But I know that I like it. Three cheers! I AM I!”

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

And you know how they tasted? They tasted just like… Well, they tasted exactly, Exactly just like… like Scrambled eggs Super- Dee-Dooper-dee-Booper, Special de luxe a-la-Peter T. Hooper.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

I’m Yertle the Turtle! Oh, marvelous me! For I am the ruler of all that I see!”

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

And so I said, "Mister, please, when do we get To that wonderful town? Aren't we almost there yet?" "Young fellow," he told me, "don't start in to stew. At sunrise, we'll drive into Solla Sollew, And you'll have no more troubles. I promise. I do."

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

I won't be surprised if a Dog Fish appears! Complete with a collar and long floppy cars! Whoofing along! And perhaps he might chase A whole lot of Catfish right straight to this place!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 10:06 UTC

The Mayor grabbed a tom-tom. He started to smack it. And all over Who-ville, they whooped up a racket. They rattled tin kettles! They beat on brass pans, On garbage pail tops and old cranberry cans! They blew on bazookas and blasted great toots On clarinets, oom-pahs, and boom-pahs, and flutes!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 06:06 UTC

I have no time for tricks. I must go back and dig. I can’t have you in here Eating cake like a pig!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

The loudest of all the boys is McPhail. He snores with his head in a three-gallon pail. So they snore in a cave twenty miles out of town. If they snored closer in, they would snore the town down.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

There's no one on earth who has eyesight that's finer. I looked past Japan, then I looked across China. I looked across Egypt, and I took a quick glance Across the two countries of Holland and France.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

Some have two feet and some have four. Some have six feet and some have more. Where do they come from? I can't say. But I bet they have come a long, long way.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

And those trout … well, they're sweet ‘cause they only eat Wogs And Wogs, after all, are the world’s sweetest frogs.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 10:06 UTC

Then she felt something happen! She felt a small twitch As if she'd been tapped, down behind, by a switch. And Gertrude looked 'round. And she cheered! It was true! Two feathers! Exactly like Lolla-Lee-Lou!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 06:06 UTC

Now, bicycles were never made For pale green pants to ride ‘em, Especially spooky pale green pants With nobody inside ‘em!

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