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Oh god if the NYT knew I just said that I am screweed how do I delete Bluesky post it’s not working oh god I’m so scrawed
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I’m Daniel Soderburg I have bylines in the @nytimes @washingtonpost @thenation @theoldrepublic @pornhub @moderncatowner @abclubdotcom @75orless @538 please hire me I need money for my children I write ok
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Oh god if the NYT knew I just said that I am screweed how do I delete Bluesky post it’s not working oh god I’m so scrawed
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Yeah man. They gave us all an ultimatum either trash the melting grandpa or get fired. I made my choice. Please don’t report this to them tho or like email the nyt I really need this job forget I said anything nm
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If the president is only working part time now then he shouldn’t get healthcare or bennies it’s only fair
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If the president is only working part time then he shouldn’t get bennies and health care from it either
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There it is
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I hope someone replies with “I have catsup” otherwise why do we even allow replies
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I think we need to stop attributing any veneer of intelligence to any Democrat apparatchiks. Sometimes dullards are just simply dullards
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There’s something about having a fully computer focused job that turns ones brains into marshmallow
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“What about Hillary, Kendrick?” “Not like us”
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Teaching this kid to be the next generation of Guy hunters. Wait no that came out wrong
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I wish Obama would give the orders to them to “solve the problem”. Like even if they fail the mission it’s still a win-win in my book
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He’s like hiding out in Kissimmee right? if I could get Lula to ok it I’ll go citizen arrest the fucker myself for Brazilian citizenship
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Why even have the damn heart attack gun if you’re not going to break it out for an emergency smh
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Everyone coming up with elaborate succession plans to get rid of Babbling Biden when the easiest solution is right there: flight of stairs
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What an incredible week for all us schadenfreude-heads! Non-stop wall-to-wall action!
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*cue up ironic use of “Walking On Sunshine”*
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The only plausible reason
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You have cool art and clever lines. Like I’ll be honest I forget what website I see them on, one of the couple I load up and roll my eyes at until my skull hurts until I see like an Osita Nwanveu piece or whatever. Let the damn man get paid and do art, people.
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I will say as a person who deeply despises the Democrat party I like your cartoons. It’s good shit
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You are such a dweeb. I hope you get paid to do this, if not contact David Brock that guy owes you a big check
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So excited the Mets are in the “give me hope” part of the season. Just gotta prepare for the “let me down” part in August
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“Again” that was peak grunge. I was going to reference it in the last reply but it was like “oh the Hoo Hoo Yeahhhh song”
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The one with the 3 legged dog has those couple songs that are so sludgy it’s so great. Just like every chord is like drenched in a film of tarry slime
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“You know what I am the rooster. My bones are dry. And like I also probably would”
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I did that with Alice In Chains a couple years ago. Even if it still sounds like corny 80s music with more fuzz box I’m like “yeah I get it. I am also that man, who is inside of a box and shit”
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The idea that Biden was thrown off by a gish gallop, it’s his one move. Like buddy that’s literally all Trump does. If dude is that faded in that obvious situation I really don’t feel comfortable him having like nuclear codes and shit
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☝️ this mushroom dude foraging a Geastrum saccatum and going “I wish mine was that big”
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I’ve been homeless and I can barely describe what fucking misery it is to others. Now being thrown in prison (and coincidentally being used as slave labor to crush wages even further) flattened under the cruel boot of the sociopathic and spoiled. Fuck this country.
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Grants Pass decision is beyond fucked. Just unmitigated evil and cruelty. No hell hot enough or torture torturous enough for anyone who worked to get this to happen. And of course President Jimble hasn’t said a fucking word about it or prepared for it bc even being pudding brained he supports it
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Yeah I support Putin. I support putin deez nuts on ya mouth
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Honestly I don’t care anymore
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I mean not wanting to vote as though they’re being kidnapped, forced into complicity for a hateful Dillard’s horrific actions and decisions, like I get it? Like if someone made me choose to cut off my feet to avoid getting my head cut off, I’d be pretty fucking miserable and pissed off about it
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“Hey Mike...Long time stenographer, first time dissenter...”
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Malarkey
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President Jimble looked pretty awful up there
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It’s so funny watching nazi prison gang docs when the fbi rep goes “on the outside I guess color just doesn’t mean anything” and it’s like their face makes it really clear what they’re mad about with that
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Lightly Used Honda Accord is the Mercedes Benz of multi podcasters
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I never get the sigma male thing. It’s like “I’m an unlikeable loser but that makes me cooler than ‘alpha’ I guess bc they have some modicum of an appearance of an individual personality? It’s like faux stoicism? Omega male, that dude has seen some shit. That’s a cool dude. That dude is stoic af
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People always shit on gingers but hey not all gingers
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The best version would be could Tim Pool do a kickflip to save a bus full of kids and I feel bad for those kids but that’s just inevitability
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Like the only person alive who would make the other choice would be the pathetic freak that originally posted it
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It’s not even clever for that right? Like what kind of sociopath wouldn’t do that? I feel so goofy getting mad at Tim Pool types but like no one would make the other choice if lives are at stake.
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The clever version would be no one knows you saved kids no one knows why you said that owww oh shit sorry my brain expanded past my skull it’s pouring out of my ears owwwwwch
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Like in the hypothetical you say the n word but you save everyone? No one would be like “how could you” like you saved a busload of kids come on
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It’s annoying. Like a better one would be would you take cyanide to blah blah blah. That’s an actual thing.
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It’s the most dumbass scenario but honestly yeah I’d do that. I wouldn’t like it but I’d do it. For humanity and shit
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I’ve dealt with this many a time. In England. Many a time in England
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Gary: “you know the Mets are basically in first place if it was Opposite Day” Keith, waking up:”oh uh Opposite Day. Yes. Support our troops. Good day to climb rickety ladders. It’s Opposite Day. Mrs Met is not gorgeous”
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It’s a slow build to it that ends in the mid 90s coffee house and unrealistic apt nyc world of friends and Seinfeld and copious romantic comedy fluff. Which then weirdly pushes into that late 90s disaster porn ny until 9/11
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What is an ideal ferret and why do we have over 108 of them
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