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Antifa HR. No anarchy without the paperwork. Smash the state!


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Damn white I am.

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Wasn't the county founded in 1488?

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The British Empire managed pretty well. So did the Romans and the Mongols.

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They had pizza, at least.

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Bread and Circuses, man.

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What would they do? Infighting! It's what they do best.

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At least can we feed self-proclaimed Christians to the lions now?

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If he's a royalist, fireworks will make him feel better 😁

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Sus. The 2nd cookie-cake says A2U. πŸ€”

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Exactly how rando is that person and what's the error bar?

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Large rodent says: Beaver has entered the chat

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I don't. 🦎

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Releasing Trump's tax returns? (Would work especially well if he released his at the same time.)

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Nabokov said that fiction writers are professional liars, so ...

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Design by dog. This is human color sense, dog says.

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Huh? No explain, no brain

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The very next post in my timeline was "Giuliani disbarred." So the joke still has some life in it.

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Makes sense, considering Bibi is besties with Victor OrbΓ‘n.

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"cinnamon buns" is a sweet euphemism!

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She's completely deaf to English prose, as you would know if you've ever read a single page of hers (which was all I could stomach).

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Not biblical, though. "Thou shalt not seethe an oat in its mother's milk."

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Dogs are good reptiles!

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Corrigendum. Pro 'but' lege melior 'so'.

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fixed that for you: imagine millions of HUNGRY Gen Alpha kids ....

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They can always make more

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watching this thread with interest

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They should just ban ugly people from being in public.

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There are places in Brooklyn that are "rural" like that, actually.

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This is if you don't have a dog.

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Lizardmen? You have never heard of the lizardmen. You will not receive another warning. 🦎

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+1. Romance has nothing to do with fucking. my experience, at least 🦎

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Same. All Georgia and Vermont, though, because peaches and maple syrup.

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Can relate 🦎

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That's your dad.

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This is so cool. Sal likes neutral environments, hence the headache treatment Sal The Cell: Ick Acid.

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But n ain't no vowel, and yes, I'm talking down to you

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Tell me coffee gives you the runs without saying...

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1. Crickets 2. The other two 3. See above.

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Different audience. For some reason, we never hear much from murder victims.

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Don't all mammals have hoofs like that? 🦎

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I once had much wrath called down upon me for responding in print to the headline A WOMAN IS RAPED EVERY TWO WEEKS with "She must be in terrible shape."

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You gonna argue with the Chief Policy Strategist at some investment firm? I'm not gonna argue with the Chief Policy Strategist at some investment firm, even if it's not some stupid AI-powered bot.

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upwards means the sky's the limit. If you're gonna dream, dream big.

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Pet mice are cheaper. Also, I've had a pet touchpad for years.

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😒 worst thing about pets. Condolences.

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And you get my opinion after the lavender vanilla enema.

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Oh but they followed up with an opinion piece by David Leonhardt who both sides'd the matter and concluded it was up in the air. Surely he doesn't know less than I do, even though I don't have a NYTimes column. - - DrGecko (PhD in music history)

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I'm a swing voter when I go commando. A big swinging voter

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The best part of the innovation is the Limited Time 😬

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