Kramer

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:57 UTC

was laughing at a friends clip and then i remembered matthew perry is dead . nothing is fun anymore . goodnight

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:51 UTC

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:48 UTC

congratulations 🍾

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:48 UTC

don’t go lying now ..

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:42 UTC

go on . what album is it

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:34 UTC

how am i supposed to feel good after seeing this while listening to his favorite song in a time where anthony bourdain isn’t still here

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:32 UTC

i’ll be so happy one moment . then BOOM , anthony bourdain quote on my instagram that makes me feel awful

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:32 UTC

i use none but also i don’t shave my legs . Hope this helped 😁🤗

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:31 UTC

oh ok nevermind then

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:25 UTC

wow you think that foreigners should go back to where they came from ??????? you think they should get out of your country and go back their own ???? wowww . i didn’t think you were like that leonard .. very surprising

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:20 UTC

my bad i don’t know those two

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:20 UTC

DR NOLAN BELL JAR SHOCK THERAPY PART KEEPS FLASHING IN MY HEAD LIKE THIS

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:18 UTC

yea for sure for sure

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:18 UTC

wooooahh woah wow woah wow wowowowowow Woooahhh

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:18 UTC

better luck Next time

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:15 UTC

Murder Is Legak for next 24 Seconds

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:12 UTC

YEHAHHHHHH YEAHHHHB YEAHHH WOOOOO

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:12 UTC

cats out of the bag guys . i shot jfk

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:08 UTC

wait i’m papyrus font

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:06 UTC

couldn’t tell you why i just laughed my ass off at this while listening to fake plastic trees but Oh boy did i laugh (it’s 2am that’s why)

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:04 UTC

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:02 UTC

this is what i look like rn

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 08:59 UTC

You shouldn’t bully people i am upset now and my only option is to take it out on my infant son. Hope you’re happy pal.

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 08:56 UTC

FYI - this is the meme I’m going to use from now on if I’m mad about something

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 08:52 UTC

i think he should method act a father quitting social media forever at the wish of his dying son

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 08:52 UTC

Kills You

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 08:38 UTC

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 08:37 UTC

today wss Not a perfect day FYI 🤗

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 08:37 UTC

kramer song of the night

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 08:36 UTC

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 08:29 UTC

why is this clip sped up

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 08:28 UTC

… kills you

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 08:27 UTC

kills you

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 08:27 UTC

this is how i feel rn

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 08:24 UTC

i love beabadoobee

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 08:23 UTC

kills you

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 07:19 UTC

miss that guy

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 07:19 UTC

i Wish that i stayed friends with my awful friend i met in kindergarten because then i would actually be doing stuff and hanging out with people

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‎vampirical @vampirical.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 07:09 UTC

i hate howard stern so much i would pay so much to punch him

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:42 UTC

i do not use a pick often but when i do i use this One that my mom got me a while ago and i fucking cracked it a few days ago so now i have to be careful with it and if it breaks i’ll kill myself

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:33 UTC

i have a two spares i WILL cram one in your mailbox if i have to leonard 😒

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:24 UTC

how are you going to play no name #3 without it

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:13 UTC

one day . you are going to receive a letter with no return address. and in the letter will be one high e string

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:12 UTC

sorry for bringing ur expectations so high . hope it happens

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:06 UTC

omg what if taylor swift brings out a special guest and it’s Maeve

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:05 UTC

i’m sure she misses u too leonard . she is very smart maybe she will facetime you

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:02 UTC

hiiiii maeve

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:02 UTC

just hit my cojones with my portable radio now im really gonna do it

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:01 UTC

listening to when harry met sally soundtrack on cassette im gonna KMS

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Kramer @drkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:01 UTC

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