Dr. NerdLove

Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

Sake? Sake?! SAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:15 UTC

I really wish I had the DJ skills to make the mashup of Roxette’s “Listen Ro Your Heart” and Ozzy Osborne’s “Hellraiser” that I hear when I get high enough

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:10 UTC

Oh god one of my millennial friends compared Serpentor to Hazbin Hotel and suddenly I understand how holy wars start

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:30 UTC

In today's column: Women love him and think he's great! Unfortunately, not the ones that he's attracted to. Why do the wrong women think he's incredible and everyone is crushing on him, but the right ones brush him off?

www.doctornerdlove.c...

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:35 UTC

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:32 UTC

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

How Do I Find People Who Share My Unusual Kink? www.doctornerdlove.c...

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:23 UTC

THERE BETTER BE DINOSAURS THIS TIME.

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:15 UTC

Pfff, Bing cherries got the AI in them, I like the Duck Duck Go cherries better...

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

Like, NY level taller or are you not over in the Metroplex area?

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:41 UTC

No, you have to play with yourself, alone in your room, with only God as witness to your shame. ...wait I'm not sure we're talking about games anymore.

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:39 UTC

How Do I Get Over A Bad Break Up? www.doctornerdlove.c...

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:23 UTC

The whole “we turn the Internet off for a couple days every week” part of the Ready Player One epilogue feels like an increasingly good idea some weeks

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:30 UTC

In today's column: Women love him and think he's great! Unfortunately, not the ones that he's attracted to. Why do the wrong women think he's incredible and everyone is crushing on him, but the right ones brush him off?

www.doctornerdlove.c...

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:57 UTC

No, stop, you mustn’t. Oh well, I tried.

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:29 UTC

NEW COLUMN: He’s got tons of female friends who think he’s an amazing catch… but none of the single ladies around seem to agree. Why is he always getting shot down in flames?

ASK DR. NERDLOVE: I Don’t Know Why I Keep Getting Rejected By Women!

www.doctornerdlove.c...

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:38 UTC

SCHISM! SCHISM! SCHISM! www.cnn.com/2024/07/05/e...

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0...

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:32 UTC

I still want to know what James Marsden did that resulted in him being the designated Mr. Lose-Ya-Girl in basically all media, ever. Shit his host role in Westworld was that codified…

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:16 UTC

Oh damn, I know some folks who’d go apeshit for a camp shirt with that fabric.

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

I remain amazed by him, especially on days like today. He’s not afraid of vacuums, storms, fireworks, snakes, or redheaded women. Go figure. But it means that the sky explosions don’t give him a heart attack and I’ll take it

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

He is SO snuggly.

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

Happy birthday America, have a picture of my cat being adorable.

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:35 UTC

Now live on Patreon: he's got lots of female friends and acquaintances who think he's the bee's knees and the badger's nadgers. But why are they the ONLY ones who think that way? Why does he keep getting shot down by the women he likes?

www.patreon.com/post...

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

I’m Stuck in A Situationship And I Don’t Know What To Do. www.doctornerdlove.c...

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:05 UTC

I love Vincent to pieces but he is distressingly smart and sometimes those smarts play out in weird ways. I can't really use cat dancer wands because he wants to attack the tip of the wand, not the toy. As far as he's concerned, the toy is the tail, he wants to get the NECK.

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

Why Are We Sexually Out of Sync? www.doctornerdlove.c...

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:37 UTC

OK random question. I know that if it's a leaf, it's an herb, if it's NOT a leaf it's a spice. What about something that's just a chemical compound like sodium citrate or monosodium glutamate? Is that just "an additive"?

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

One thing I have to say I always appreciate about podcasts like @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social and @gamefullyun.bsky.social: the number of times they’ve sold me on movies I likely wouldn’t have checked out (or even heard of, in some cases) otherwise.

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

...I feel like this is just one more pass away from how Shorsey solves that problem.

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

I love the watch chain. I feel like those need to make a comeback.

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:59 UTC

Last time I got a ticket to Waterdeep. Not mad about it!

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:44 UTC

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:47 UTC

Having *literally* gone through that in 2021, I can say definitively at least four days. Technically longer but during The Icepocalypse we didn’t have a boil order.

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:30 UTC

My Boyfriend Is Perfect. Why Am I Not In Love With Him? www.doctornerdlove.c...

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Dr. NerdLove @drnerdlove.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:54 UTC

I'm now picturing a flight attendant coming in wearing a paper bag with eyes and a mouth hole over their head.

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