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Dr Throttling

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Screenwriter, drinks maker, baseball fan and GM to four impoverished travellers


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Neither does mine!

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You say that, but if the Earth was invaded by aliens who were hoping to find thousands of first rate battle tanks just parked in the desert (because we keep building them) then maybe they’d take them and bugger off (leaving a cancer cure behind?)

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I was a bartender for 25 years and have zero time for this shitty show. The whole “Chef” thing arrived in New Zealand five years before I “retired” and every chef I knew suddenly thought he was cock of the walk instead of the sociopathic, drug-addled twat a glance in the mirror would’ve revealed

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Blair’s legacy still reeks of all those corpses he helped pile up whilst attending Rupert Murdoch’s kid’s christening in the River fucking Jordan. Twat.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you. I was outraged today and couldn’t point a finger at who caused the last (and frankly the worst) housing build crisis. Now I know who to shake my walking stick at…

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Oh man - when mine does that I need updates after a certain time otherwise I imagine ghastly horrors. Shit, sorry.

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Curioser and curioser

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And, when a new leaky homes scandal floods us, who will take responsibility? Let’s see what happened last time… oh.

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This is Majestic

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Lived in the CBD for about 30 years and Mezze is still one of our top spots if we’re having a cinema/theatre night out - enjoy

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Ridge has always been a colossal tool

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And closes at 10pm I should add

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How late night? Mezze Bar has been going for 30 odd years and they still rock. 5 mins walk from Aotea

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I’ve heard creepy contact stories about Seymour from Wellington uni students from way back

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I’m a self-employed writer which is much the same thing but less well paid

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Good luck to get talking to a human. Took me four months to find out why mine evaporated! They’re very helpful when you finally talk to them though

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What is/was in this delightful looking beverage?

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Surely it should be a riff on Screwdriver? Like Bunnydriver or Bunnyscrewer?

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August 19th is the court date for someone we can’t mention yet as far as I remember

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The orcon ones are being phased out - I lost mine when I hadn’t used it for a while (it was the one I used for signing up to things) so I doubt she’ll have it for much longer

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I’m going to have to rewatch season one first to try and remember!

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Going to the movies on your own in an empty theatre is one of my top five favourite things!

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It’s an outright lie, yes. But it’s also been the heart of the “American Dream” and the subtext for a zillion pieces of pop culture since the 1950s so it’s going to take a while to cleanse the system .

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At times?!? All the fucking time. One of the main reasons I moved to the other side of the world.

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Couldn’t agree more. Solar suddenly got cheaper and more efficient when China got involved in the market and drove competition. By all means let’s compete with them but politicians of many stripes turn that into an inevitable military conflict instead which is a hard pass from me

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I live in NZ now and this phrase, while it gets a chuckle, is without any connecting context as nobody has the foggiest who Mr Benn is

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“Luxon’s Leg Length Letdown - How Amanda looks up to her man” only this week in Woman’s Weekly

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He consistently wear clothes two sizes too small for him. If he was a woman the headlines would be constant “Luxon’s Weight Battle” followed by a snarky photoshopped images of him failing to fit sports mascot outfits

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Cooking challenge - feed your housemates with kids school meals for a week

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I was told be a friend at KO that putting solar on state housing units was complex because they needed to figure out a way to share the power fairly across all the tenants. I think they’ve worked it out now but it was a complicator

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I’m still pissed off that I’m six shots in and my Wi-Fi reception via 5G hasn’t improved

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He also hasn’t factored in the effect of a certain court case and the, cross fingers, touch wood etc etc, eventual lifting of name suppression for an accused groomer of young boys at a certain surf club.

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Aren’t a third of us dead already? I’m confused by the numbers to be honest. Perhaps a YouTube search can help…..

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To your point about “inventing stories” - being told something in secret always makes it seem more true. The cops are just as, if not more, susceptible to this confirmation bias as the rest of us.

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Thank you for your service.

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Thank you! Not sure how I missed it at the time but I’d never heard this before. I always write to music and this fits my latest project perfectly!

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In the last 8 years my rent went up $5! As soon as this Govt was elected, the good folk at City Sales decided the ‘market rate’ was an extra $50. So glad landlords got the hand up they so desperately needed.

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Found your podcast now. That’ll keep me entertained when I take a long drive up here in the Far North. Thanks!

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I grew up reading books by people like Col Percy Fawcett who disappeared in the Amazonian jungle looking for a fabled lost City of Gold. My Dad was a civil servant. I was a teenager before I discovered he’d been an archaeologist and had excavated tombs in a city in Libya! (Cyrene)

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I was about to reply with something even more depressing but, bugger it, I’m going to fill a hot water bottle, read my book and pretend I’m on holiday. Chin up it can only get worse (but, eventually, it may get marginally better). On that cheery note…

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Unless they are those fabled ‘Mom and Pop Investors” we are supposed to give a shit about when anyone brings up capital gains tax.

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Same here - turned 16 when she did her St Francis of Assisi bullshit in front of No 10

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You’ve managed to distill my analysis into just three words (and one of them was abbreviated) 10/10

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That’s gorgeous. I’m old so I grew up on (quite crap) adventure films that always had a ruined city somewhere - I’ve forgotten the plots (and titles) but never lost the fascination for their locations.

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Our cat (now RIP - years ago) disappeared for two weeks while only five months old. Put posters up. Worried. Finally mourned. The lady next door was an artist. He’d had his portrait painted 14 times!

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Blah! Where = were. Fat finger fail

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This raises many more questions. I’ll ask question 1. Where you both immersed in water at the time?

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I was a bartender for 25 years - absolutely certain of no spillage if I carry it in my right hand. Left hand? Not a chance.

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Oh, it’s not financial. A lot of young surfers at that surf club

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The trial is coming up in a couple of months as far as I know

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