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David Stonehill

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CTO NetLib Security. Associated Press Elections Team. Partner EDKS Associates.


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It’s worth reading the Times article and comparing what Pelosi actually said versus what the Times “suggests” she meant. There’s a lot of extrapolation.

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With the #mets there really is no such thing as a safe lead.

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He really is one of the youngest currently serving senators!

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I don’t know about you but I wanna drive it all night long.

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Bulls Durham.

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Sadly discontinued I believe. www.ebay.com/itm/19527098...

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But there is that pesky column just to the left of Harris. Sigh.

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I don’t know but we’re all trying to find the guy who did this.

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RFK Jr. shows up at the BBQ. People start to gag and turn away. “Was it something I said?” says Bobby. “This crowd is Ruff.”

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Question: in New York State, can you appeal a sentence? If your conviction stands, i.e. not vacated and not overturned on appeal, can you still appeal say a five year sentence issued by Judge Merchan? Asking for a friend, err, felon.
@kenwhite.bsky.social

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Stupid spontaneous generation of life.

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Me: It’s going to bovide landscaping! Wife: Me: Wife: Here’s my lawyer’s number.

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I’m chuffed. Or so I’ve been told.

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David Stonehill 's avatar David Stonehill @dstonehill.bsky.social
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Wait don’t the fascists play by the rules…

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“Liking this photo?” I regret LOOKING at this photo.

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Severance was amazing. Hopefully season 2 drops soon. They are being very cagey about it.

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18 more and then we have a big problem.

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Sunday morning squirrel patrol 🐿️

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David Stonehill 's avatar David Stonehill @dstonehill.bsky.social
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Because Black Mirror was not a cautionary tale, but more of an instruction manual.

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Otherwise it is "Autie Fah?"

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David Stonehill 's avatar David Stonehill @dstonehill.bsky.social
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IKEA! Come for the Äpplaryd, stay for the free landing gear!

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Counterpoint: man in suit walked out from between two parked cars while (of course) staring at his phone, right in front of us. Wife driving, nearly obliterated him this morning.

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I miss the Entenmann’s filled chocolate chip crumb cake. A Queensboro favorite!

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What the hell is going to happen tomorrow night on CNN? I need to know and OMG I do NOT want to know.

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I’m thinking we’re more likely to get the flying cars.

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Are you sure it’s the web site?

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David Stonehill 's avatar David Stonehill @dstonehill.bsky.social
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It didn’t take long before I was sullied.

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David Stonehill 's avatar David Stonehill @dstonehill.bsky.social
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Correct. It will be on a different day. And it will be much much worse.

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My time as a Cybertruck virgin has come to an end. Impressions: it is very large, and the fingerprints on the door were super obvious.

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Wait is the universe ending in 5 minutes? Excuse me I need to eat that jar of peanut butter.

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David Stonehill 's avatar David Stonehill @dstonehill.bsky.social
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Same. But, hauntingly, I know my time is short.

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Things are going well for the #Mets in the Grimace era…no need to self destruct!

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This seems bad, in a Last Of Us mycology sort of way.

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It’s cool but I was so anxious with #Alonso on mic during the #Mets #Cubs game just now! How can you field and be interviewed at the same time?!?

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Carla loves looking out the window on sunny Sundays.

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Aha! You can see this is a fake because the cat’s and the astronaut’s shadows are at slightly different angles.

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But for how long?? That’s what separates the amateurs from the true pros.

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😉 Just orange powder and it’s been cleaned.

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David Stonehill 's avatar David Stonehill @dstonehill.bsky.social
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“LOOK! Do you see who the bad guy is in It’s A Wonderful Life?”

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Ironically it was oil based paint.

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🤮

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David Stonehill 's avatar David Stonehill @dstonehill.bsky.social
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Say hey Willie Mays. RIP.

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What hath God wrought? You really don’t want to know.

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David Stonehill 's avatar David Stonehill @dstonehill.bsky.social
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Have you considered “A SH*T TON OF COFFEE?” Just like coffee but more caffeine.

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🤮. I mean he had me at “goat.“

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Worse: it’s the SAME 2 1/2 pages.

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Really it’s an evergreen skeet. Except for the weather part. (Although today is BEAUTIFUL too!)

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What’s the bad news canary? Canary? CANARY?!?!

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