Daniel Mainz (@dtmainz.bsky.social)

Dan Greene @dmgreene.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 11:33 UTC

omg who cares it's June

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

“Justice? You get justice in the next world. In this world, you get the Law.” - Wm Gaddis, A Frolic of His Own

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 14:41 UTC

I also liked the reminders. All too easy to become dehydrated and suffer the consequences before you “feel thirsty.”

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

But are millefeuilles ok? They only have 1,000 layers.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

Ouch. Let us have our happy place.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 01:32 UTC

Speed cameras let the police better focus on other matters. Or even help rein in police budgets. (I live in NYC and, well, would rather my tax dollars help keep the libraries open 7 days a week.)

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

Oooh so this is how I can (cheaply) transport lots of seltzer from TJ or Target (name brand Polar flavors) home.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 18:31 UTC

My propos? À

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 01:07 UTC

Only in The Dreaming would Kate Bush throw a house party.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 16:46 UTC

“Go Play in Traffic”

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

Blocked, reported, annulling your marriage.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 03:31 UTC

And so the Sovereign Chauffeur movement was born.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

Plus unexpected romantic tension!

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 01:53 UTC

Even a “hot” girl? Ok, Tulsi isn’t blonde. But she is Putin-approved!

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 01:10 UTC

Still betting on Tulsi, concomitant with her being “born again.”

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

Alito is a bawbag.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] May 26, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

Unclean! Unclean! (But bless you.)

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] May 26, 2024 at 00:05 UTC

Ooh that’s a good tip! I just don’t make eye contact.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] May 26, 2024 at 00:01 UTC

Oh the Brooklyn Pentacostals.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] May 26, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

Please move back to Brooklyn and make more lasagna 😭!

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

Sounds like he’d be a great fit for the totally-real University of Austin.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 01:28 UTC

Same but I wish the theatres would also show the previous movie again as I don’t think I saw that on a big screen.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] May 09, 2024 at 08:36 UTC

Spill! ‘Cuz I just have boring insomnia.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] May 09, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

Ha! I knew you couldn’t resist the power of Big Mouse and their spectacular bling medals! (Will of course contribute.)

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] May 02, 2024 at 12:31 UTC

The latest indignity of working in Times Square. apple.news/AfdbIs97gTsy...

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] May 01, 2024 at 18:53 UTC

Many of you claim to be socialists yet you all seem to have these bike locks to secure your private property. Hmm.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

Personally disappointed that Thucydides wasn’t cited.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 09:54 UTC

It’s lit!

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 06, 2024 at 10:42 UTC

Now THAT’S a Saturday #NYTXW puzzle. Phew. I need a nap.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 12:58 UTC

Hi from #CrosswordCon, not far from my office. Recognize a lot of creator names names here. www.crosswordcon.com

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

50 [ENTER] 50 [+] 2 [*] #RPN4Lyfe

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 31, 2024 at 21:43 UTC

3-0! Sweep!

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 30, 2024 at 21:54 UTC

2-0! In extra innings!

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 22:52 UTC

1-0! Undefeated!

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 11:58 UTC

Go Tigers!

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 18, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

No heart hands gesture from our Completely Normal mayor?

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 11, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

If it’s the video I’m thinking of then, yes, both are huge sausage fests.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 25, 2024 at 18:35 UTC

Booo. Yes I tried GIRL and GRRRL too.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 19, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

Ay least you were in the other apt, safe from my, what, subtle tsks of midwestern disapproval.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 19, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

Oh that year when I spent most my time in the chem labs avoiding everyone. (Some things never change.)

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 19, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

No need for discussion on this point. Maybe 44.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 19, 2024 at 22:24 UTC

I do not remember this but can easily picture it and am vicariously cringing.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 19, 2024 at 22:22 UTC

This would all go away if he dyed his hair yellow and wore tinted foundation. Such things show stamina and vitality far more than … travel, public speeches, and significant policy victories.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 15, 2024 at 18:26 UTC

RSS 4 EVAH

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 15, 2024 at 18:24 UTC

Never leave your personal armored car. Noted.

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 14, 2024 at 19:06 UTC

KGBmyValentine

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Daniel Mainz @dtmainz.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 10, 2024 at 13:46 UTC

6:43 AM. Just rubbing it in all of us still in our pj’s. I put on my running socks at least.

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