Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social

I have important news about Elon Musk. If you are familiar with my posts, you might be anticipating what you think the news will be, but you would be mistaken. This is something new and very shocking. The news is that he is dead. At the time of death, his head looked like a bank safe full of dough.

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