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both of my parents would fall into this and thus I reject it outright they’re boomer as hell plus, the name is silly
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you’re not my dad I don’t have to talk to you
check out our.paper.streets on Instagram to see my street photography
(pfp is not me)
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both of my parents would fall into this and thus I reject it outright they’re boomer as hell plus, the name is silly
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I was gonna make a joke that they should remake All the President’s Men but have Woodward and Bernstein both hook up with their source and now I can’t decide if the source’s name is perfect or almost *too* perfect
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flirting during the Civil War: “My very dear wife, My love for you is deathless. It seems to bind me with mighty cables, that nothing but Omnipotence can break; and yet, my love of country comes over me like a strong wind, and bears me irresistibly on with all those chains, to the battlefield.” 1/X
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just let tall girls live their lives!
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oh oh! also, anything from CATS every one of those songs makes me soul leave my body in protest
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I can live with HC, but to quote The Dude “I hate the fuckin Eagles, man!”
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my answer is…every other song by The Eagles
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grace, I don’t know what to get if I mail you a check for $100 can buy whatever and mail it back to me?
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it’s a real dick move! sometimes literally!
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a maternity shirt that says “I’m having Soup!” on the belly
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I recall us having a convo a while back about posting lewds on your own account vs. in someone else’s replies and the difference in intent and effect in both cases (which is significant!)
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wait, that was from THIS January?! oh, Carl, you sad, saad boy
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“babe! babe! look at this one! it says ‘FBI: Female Body Inspector’!”
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I mean, YOU can sit next to ME and I can’t really stop you
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PRO-TIP: if the cute gal at the drivethru asks “do you happen to be a father?” don’t say “no, but I am something of a daddy” and wink at her just politely say no like a normal person
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yep, and then I’d go sit quietly at the other end of the bar
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shame you’ve ruined this man
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maybe it’s always been this way, but it feels like the media has really gotten in the habit of just eating up whatever slop CEOs and other business leaders throw out for them just credulously report anything as if it’s true no matter how obviously it’s a farce
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Phillies fan?
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I thought you said support the tropes?
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can you be my goofy lesbian aunt? I never got one of those
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stop me if you’ve heard this one before…things got a little weird on bluesky
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wonder what they do when they see each other at the defense contractor conventions chat like old friends about everything they have in common or make eye contact once and silently agree to pretend they don’t know each other
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I jumped into someone’s replies and was like “I thought it was common knowledge they worked for a defense contractor?” thinking everyone was talking about the OG and then like 20 minutes later learned about new one
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no
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you already made a similarly erroneous claim like a month ago!
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nah
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here I was thinking everyone was talking about one queer person with a big account who worked for a defense contractor when in reality it was a different queer person with a big account who worked for a defense contractor it was a real Guy Leaning in to Whisper Something in Bush’s Ear moment
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oh, wait…there’s two I guess? my mistake, *now* I know who people have been talking about today
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wasn’t your issue with the later Dune books also incest-related?
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aww, the gal I went on a date with a couple weeks ago has decided she’s not interested in a 2nd maybe she was bummed that I thought she was joking about wanting to put her hand in my pocket
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I used to have a pink polo I really liked (like a deeeeeep pink, not pastel) and my niece saw it when she was visiting and said “why do you have a girls shirt?” so sad I had to cancel my niece for not being woke
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I thought it was already semi-common knowledge where she worked? like, I haven’t seen any actual posts naming her but I know who everyone’s talking about because…semi-common knowledge
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I’ve never even understood the appeal personally why am I gonna pay $3000 or whatever to be trapped in a floating hotel for a week?
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wow! you’ve have THREE vasectomies?! (j/k I knew what you meant)
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they’re still sending me bills for some tele-health sessions I did with a therapist in 2019 & early 2020 the service I used was one *they* referred me to and the reason they keep trying to bill me is because they sent it to the wrong department I have pointed this out repeatedly and they do not care
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it’s wild to me that they’re not way more common for dudes who know they don’t want kids
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the series on Robert E. Lee was how I put it together that my high school US History teacher was a Lost Cause guy so many little comments that went over my head back then
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people will say anything on the internet
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what is Ms. Snowy supposed to mean? is that a common slang term I haven’t heard?
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I’m working on something over here (just drank a whole bunch of tea)
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I wish Kris Kristofferson was my dad
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so Russell Industrial Center doesn’t want a bunch of Nazis running around good for them!
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I’m doing *my* part 🫡 (I’ve seen 5 Cybertrucks in the wild so far)
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I just did 5 hours in 6.5, my brain is mush
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just shoot your (sh)o(t)?
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then I did what I came here to do :)
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drive by and fire masks at them with a T-shirt gun
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^ that’s disgusting! shame on whoever posted that!
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