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Rob Wesley@eastwes.bsky.social |
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Some guy on the internet.
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Rob Wesley
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If the Paul Mescal/Denzel Washington thing works out in Gladiator II, I'm going to be ready to swoop in with a VIR2OSITY script with Mescal as Sid 6.8.
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I think they are all Ash and an alternate title for the movie is FOUR ARMS TO HOLD YOU. (The other four are chainsaws)
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Rob Wesley
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A Sam Raimi horror movie called SEND HELP = me imagining BEATLES VS EVIL DEAD
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GLADIA2R
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Rob Wesley
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"It's me, Tom. From Top Gun. Top Gun: Maverick." -Tom Cruise introducing himself to Glenn Powell every time you're seeing them together in some photo from a Twisters red carpet event. It's just how he does business, it's the right way to do it.
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Rob Wesley
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Happy National Video Game Day The National Video Game is, of course, General Computer Corporation's Ms. Pac-Man (1982).
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I would start watching House of the Dragon again if they did an episode where a character is shockingly killed off by getting hit by a foul ball in an inter-mural softball game meant to help bring the various houses together.
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I would have also somehow found a way for a brief "Doctor Sun, Sorcerer Supreme" arc, with Blade, Doom, Reed, and Strange/Clea all annoyed by having to deal with a damn vampire brain robot temporarily having the title.
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Rob Wesley
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I think about Doctor Sun all the time and cannot believe no one has brought him back in almost 45 years. Vampire Brain In A Robot Body, the greatest high-concept character that nobody ever uses. The very first villain I'd break out if I ever had a Marvel job.
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"...Goodbye, my friend." "No, dad, look out! He's coming back! He's charging! He's enraged!
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Rob Wesley
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Thought about maybe a "You must be chuffed..." but in a way where I'm pretty sure that's a good thing but still leaving room where it means bad in case I'm wrong.
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Rob Wesley
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Workshopping some stuff so I can join in the British politics conversation. So far leaning towards: -"Yeah, I was just reading about that!" -"That's wild, it really is" -"You know, it makes you think, I mean, uh, in terms of the election over here, you know?"
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Rob Wesley
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JAWS prequel where we see Jaws' rise to power
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Rob Wesley
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The most important show of its day.
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Rob Wesley
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"Dancin' Across the USA" = the superior Buckingham Vacation effort?
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They are trying to calm the hot dog contest eating crowd, saying that it's OK, because "hamburgers are hot dogs' best friends" but the crowd is NOT having it. Someone has pulled the announcer's straw boater down over his head, his head went right through the top of the hat. Folks, this is anarchy.
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Oh wow. They forgot that Joey Chestnut usually brings all the hot dogs for the hot dog eating contest. They're bringing out hamburgers because they don't have any hot dogs. Everyone is booing. This is getting ugly.
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Rob Wesley
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Biden goes on live TV and solves a Rubik's Cube. They bring him a 4x4 Rubik's Revenge but he makes quick work of it. Next? Rubik's Magic. He's never seen one before and is thrown, but ultimately he prevails. Now smug, he asks what else they have. A mistake. For it is the dreaded Rubik's Clock.
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Rob Wesley
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There's an open spot in the hot dog eating contest tomorrow...
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Rob Wesley
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The Magibook version of Gatsby also clears up that Doctor T. J. Eckleburg is the head of the time project in the future that Nick is using to try to change the past. The green light is someone emerging from the time stream. Most readers miss that. Also, the book was originally called NICK OF TIME.
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Rob Wesley
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What tonight's debate on PBS could look like
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Rob Wesley
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The presidential debate on PBS tomorrow, but they have the Costco Guys on, who each rate every single statement made by the candidates on the Boom Scale live throughout the entire debate, their volume growing increasingly louder as the debate goes on.
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Rob Wesley
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Saw the first photo of the new Clark Kent and listen, it's just a single still image, not even an official photo and it's probably just a weird angle on his hair like his hair probably doesn't even look like that but also, I'm sorry, they have to reboot again.
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Rob Wesley
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Honestly, we should all just go to the Space Jam web site and rebuild from there.
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Rob Wesley
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We'd keep it real simple. The new internet (working title: The Outernet) would have: -Web Sites (linked by webrings, maybe an index site) -News -Weather -Sports Scores -Message Boards -Information about movies -Game* -E-mail And that's it, I think. *Solitaire
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Rob Wesley
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I've been thinking about it and what if we just invented a second internet?
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Zach Rabiroff
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For The Comics Journal @comicsjournal.bsky.social, I wrote an in-depth investigation into Roy Thomas, Len Wein, and the curious case of who created Wolverine. Featuring interviews with many of the key players.
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Rob Wesley
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Hoping you break out the boom meter to rate the cake.
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Rob Wesley
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Yeah, "Mac is back, I got the sack" (sack of french fries, singing about a big mac, I guess) - yeah, of course I could do it.
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Rob Wesley
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"8th floor, eh? Figured you for a 15th floor...maybe a 20th."
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Rob Wesley
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The Josh Gad-Industrial Complex rolls on. It won't be stopped.
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"Whaddaya got, a melon? Is that a melon there? You eating some melon? Get me in there."
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Rob Wesley
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Excited Homicide may finally be streaming because 1) it's GREAT, especially the first 3 seasons 2) it will matter again that I am the best at being a fan of Homicide Anyway, a TV show that had a season finale that was just Bruno Kirby and Richard Edson tooling around to an ELO soundtrack. It ruled.
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I assume favorites over here are already hidden. I'd be doing much bigger engagement numbers. I mean, I'd just have to be doing better numbers, wouldn't I? the posts are pretty good, right? Not my a-material, no, I'm holding that back, but still pretty solid stuff from just some guy on the internet.
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Franz and Robert Costanzo should have gotten a Die Hard spin-off like how Tarantino used to talk about making a Vega Brothers movie.
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All those Verizon ads will make sense now: Giamatti will be playing an Ebenezer Scrooge Program that escapes a holodeck and tries to destroy Starfleet.
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As we get further away from it and history condenses, I assume history will say that Howard Dean's campaign ended after he went on, ate an incredibly hot wing, and made that noise.
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Rob Wesley
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Bible needed a guy named Chuckie in it.
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Michael Pelusi
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Awesome new song from Philly rockers Mesmer and an amazing video directed by my pal @classypatrick.bsky.social. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM41...
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Rob Wesley
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The SHANGHAI SURPRISE 40th anniversary critical upgrade is on the way and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.
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Giamatti already did eye work in THE HOLDOVERS, what if that’s his thing now and he’s going to do a whole movie in Thriller Eyes contacts? You can’t rule it out, it’s on the table now.
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Ok, but what if it’s not an “elevated thriller” but instead an elevated “Thriller”? Paul Giamatti starring in a big screen adaptation of the THRILLER video, what if that’s what it was? #ThrillerEyes
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Rob Wesley
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Lynch was always the only real choice to direct PRESIDENT BASEBALL.
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Have to respect the Diamondbacks for choosing to pay tribute to consummate craftsman Jon Avnet, director of 1991's Fried Green Tomatoes and 2008's Righteous Kill, with a patch on their jersey. A lot of teams wouldn't have.
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Rob Wesley
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More than two likes kind of feels like doing numbers here, to be honest.
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Rob Wesley
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A big man, biggest man in the whole yard, he came up to me, tears in his eyes…I started a fight with him right away. You have to, you have to fight him. You have to fight the big man, that way they don’t mess with you.
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Just did a spot about the verdict on BBC News and humiliated myself, kept saying “crimbo” because I thought that was their word for criminal but it’s not it’s their word for Christmas. Goddamn I looked like a dipshit, this sucks.
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Hearing that jurors found the most damning piece of evidence to be that nobody involved had their Venmo transactions set to private and you could see the notes said "HUSH MONEY"
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Rob Wesley
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What if he goes on Truth and just posts "Well, ya got me! Had a good run."
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Mission Impossible 8 Opening Scene (Ethan Hunt lowers himself through the roof of the Sphere disguised as Bob Weir)
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