STRONGEST HEDGEHOG ON MOBIUS I'M JACKED AS FUCK AND I LOVE WEED
(parody account)
I am eating mixed nuts, and I don't even enjoy pecans the most taste-wise, but they're the rarest nut in the blend. Eating them feels more special than the others
Perhaps there's a lesson about life, in these mixed nuts.
Sonic a bitch
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SONIC HAS NO RIZZ
WORST MASCOT IN THE BIZZ
GONNA PUT HIM IN A JAR
AND FILL IT UP WITH J[This account has been terminated due to a violation of Bluesky's Terms of Service policies.]
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MY YOUTUBE KEEPS RECOMMENDING ME VIDEOS OF TAILS TELLING ME TO KMS
RUDE :(
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SPENT 7 MONTHS DISSOCIATING BUT I'M BACK AND LESS FUNNY THAN EVER
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IF YOU LIKE SONIC OVER SHADOW YA MOMMA SAUCE IS FROM A CAN
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THERE ARE THINGS WE ENJOY NOW THAT WON'T EXIST IN THE FUTURE. CHERISH EVERY MOMENT.
ALSO FUCK SONIC
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IF YOU'RE TAKING AN ANTIBIOTIC AND YOUR CONDITION IMPROVES, PLEASE REMEMBER TO TAKE THE REMAINING DOSES SO THE INFECTION DIES FULLY. I CARE ABOUT YOU
ALSO FUCK YOU
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CIGARETTES ARE GOOD, ACTUALLY
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READ EM AND WEEP (PROCEEDS TO SHOW THE READER BOTH MIDDLE FINGERS)
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I MISS TWITTER :(
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