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I’ve known this since corporate America was promoting Darth Maul as a hero our children would want to dress up as at Halloween

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But it was Bill Clinton they were talking about. It’s oh so different when the accused is from the party that nominated them

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Alito’s judicial philosophy can be summed up as “decide what the decision will be, then search for supporting evidence (or make it up) while suppressing and hiding anything that doesn’t support it.

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Roberts will be known to history as the Taney of the 21st century

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When I was still working, it was a common enough term referring to activity of breaking and estimating the costs for a proposed project. Eg “have you costed out the next sprint?”. That said, can well imagine teen girls instead asking “how much that coffee costed?”

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Gee, a mistake anyone could make

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Wonder who Seal Team 6 will assassinate on Jan 21, 2025? Will the presidential transition team draw up a list of targets before the inauguration so the killing can start immediately?

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WELL, actually
STOP IT NOW!
youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?...

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Before and after: this is your brain on trumpworld

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News that makes you smile!

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Don’t forget to check between fat rolls. It’s easy to conceal a weapon in there

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15 minutes in, I started the live stream to immediately hear Trump talking about the post birth abortion radical democrats love “they just kill the baby after it’s been born”. Jesus, this is why I can’t stand listening to the man. How can anyone believe this bullshit?

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Can you say “Moose and Squirrel?”

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Or they all hope she’s show them her tits

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I feel there’s a backstory here I am unaware of

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It’s Jade Helm all over again!

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Just wait for all the instrumentation logs to be mysteriously deleted from both vehicle and Tesla cloud storage

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Earing time!

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It’s the end of the world as we know it

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I think in her profession, it’s called Poling

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What about Thoughts? Surely you can spare him some Thoughts?

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Shrimp Jesus killer red lobster

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I see you’ve played knify-spoonie before

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Hamster Race

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Mildly Disturbed Max Die Softly Full Metal Pocket Protector Mission Harder Than Average

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Do you ever post recipes for the dishes made in your novels? How do you make pepper soup?

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Weems-Botts make me virtuous!

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Canned air

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The text says “the dead bodies in the street included children with all their limbs blown off”

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They don’t sound like the have rehabilitated themselves.

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Have you considered sculpting a giant snake mound into your lawn?

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Wait! If cops choked him out of the street, I’d support investigating whether he actually deserved it or not

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I had a meal that included both whale and horse!

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Eww!

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For the anniversary edition of American Gods, it was my understanding you made some minor edits to the published text. Will the same be true for Stardust anniversary edition?

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Man they got that reopened fast after the nearby eruption a couple days ago. Can you smell the volcano fumes?

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Foxnews literally shouting “Look Buzz, an alien!” to distract from Trump conviction

www.foxnews.com/us/las-vegas...

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Why would they bother going over the ocean. Team Trump Would argue the point is best made by dropping them onto the streets of manhattan

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How long til team Trump doxxes the jurors?

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Gonna rename you the Alito Pitchbot. Clearly Judge A took his cues from your comic

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On a burger, mayo is just one of several condiments. On a blt, it is a main ingredient

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You can’t see that without imagining the artist taking the casts. Was it a group event? Or individual consultations? Did they have an unveiling party? So many questions

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How many “terrorists” is the IDF claiming to have killed at the school?

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My grandmother always said “you got to eat a peck of dirt before you die”

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I used to walk my dog off the leash. He was very friendly and often approached people to see if they would pet him. One day he walked up to a cop. The officer pet him and then told me: “Never let him come up to a cop.” I like dogs but a lot of the guys on the force like to shoot them.

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A backwards one too!

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They do emit a distinctive odor

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Geez, waiting for the dial back on that 9989 number

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