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Allergic to gluten
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I love the smell of Noddy Holder's shoulders. Liverpool, PS5, Whisky, and regrets. 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 ☮️
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El Corndog
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Allergic to gluten
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She really does look like her dad, doesn't she.
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No politician or political party are wholly committed to making the world a better, fairer place. But Reform and the Tories are firmly against those principles. You may as well just murder a poor, vulnerable or disabled person yourself if you vote for either.
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I really can't wait to die.
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Be kind to your mother, though she may seem an awful bother.
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Please vote on 4th July. Its very important. So many lives depend on it.
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Why are American president candidates so old and incapable, and this isn't seen as a problem? Trump is a mentally ill fantasist and egotist, and Bidenss brain has simply stopped working. And neither of them could set up a new TV set. That should be the bare minimum skill of a world leader.
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Just watched a man piss his pants on the bus. Day can only get better...
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I am now on the Instant Gram.
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Now I've reached middle age and my metabolism is on the fritz, i can confirm fat people DO sweat more.
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Tattoos are ridiculous, ugly, moronic purposeful disfigurement. If they were invented today, only the maddest body modification extremists would get them
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Everything i thought i knew about nature has been a lie 😳
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People literally getting sick from lettuce mate. Think you need to choose a different approach for your argument.
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Do you think Jim Henson ever had a wank using Kermit?
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I hear that some people like to leave the house even when it's not absolutely vital 😳
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I wouldn't wish my visage upon my worst enemy
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My name's Chucky. Wanna play?
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I've heard that some people answer the door, even when they're not expecting anyone. Absolute fucking psychos!
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I refuse to put the heating on in June. Outright refuse
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Town is crazy busy with people travelling to the Taylor Swift gig tonight. I wouldn't know a single song, or recognise her if she spat in my face. How is manufactured pop still a thing?
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It just tastes......... like disappointment now. Fine with dairy, and sugar, and hot water. I don't know what to make of it.
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Turns out i don't like tea anymore. This is a very strange turn of events after all these years of thinking i did.
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England normally lose soccer aid, but then we also usually field people with limbs missing and the morbidly obese, and the other team don't, so it's hardly surprising.
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Am i too old to get pregnant? Also, too male?
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Islay whisky will be the ruin of me...
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Anybody know when the next pandemic will be? I've had enough of the human contact stuff now thanks.
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My bad. I stand corrected 😔
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The finest pro wrestler to have ever performed is Bret Hart. There can be no argument.
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I haven't. Yet i stand by my sentiments!
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Pies are overrated. They are actually bad. Don't argue. You know I'm right.
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That's REALLY cool. I like it so much. Look amazing on a large canvas. Well done.
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Shocking how cutting of your closest neighbours who supply half your food, which you can't grow yourself in the UK. Surely nobody saw this coming. Oh wait. Yes, we did. And that's why we voted to Remain.
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Cock piss Partridge.
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Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
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Gave someone a permanent job today when i was told to end his contract instead. He's so happy. I like being nice. Why aren't people nice to me like that.
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Thats the last time I ever trust a fart.
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Haven't seen a Werthers Original advert in years. Have all the grandparents died?
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Mythbusters did it.
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I actually can't drink beer anymore. No lie. I just can't stomach it. Younger me would be so disappointed.
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Could some of you be ever so awesome and follow my friend's little boys' football related Instagram?
It makes his day every time he gets a like - you don't even have to watch any videos, just make the kids' day with a thumbs up occasionally! Thanks!
www.instagram.com/rainydayfoot...
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True or false : In Sweden, carpenters use Ryvita as a fine finishing sandpaper.
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Can someone tell me when Israel are performing on eurovision so i can turn over and enjoy the boos.
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Vaseline with sand in it is also not good.
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We grow old but we don't grow up.
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Lies
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