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Just another nerdy millenial parent [nor/eng]

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Jeg hadde glemt hvor mye jeg vil bitchslappe Sammy i ses1

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AHHAHAHAHA åååh jackson hole daily never change "Target will stop accepting personal checks next week. Are the days of the payment method numbered? Target says it will no longer accept personal checks from shoppers as of July 15" bro det er så utdatert at min avdøde oldemor ler i grava

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Sammy er kanskje en smart gutt, men han er en gutt Å spørre Joseph Welch om det var hans feil at kona drepte ungene og så seg selv? Bro, har han ikke lidd nok? Jævla valp.

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Sammy got a 174 on his LSATs and Elle Woods got a 179

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Dad's on a hunting trip, and he's been gone for a few days

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ååååååh det er pms det må det være, selv om jeg har blødd i tre uker igjen erstatningsmedisin kan eta ræv

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Nei, nå setter jeg på Pacific Blue. Det er jo sommerferie.

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Hvordan kan vi ære Oscar og deg på best mulig vis den dagen?

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Kate Elliott's avatar Kate Elliott @kateelliottsff.bsky.social
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Unless you live on Oahu, in which case there is apparently no covid booster vaccine available on island until the new booster shot is released this fall.

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Pfft nå antar du at folk har hukommelse også. jeg har blokkert hundrevis, antageligvis fler tusen på twitter. Jeg har blokkert de fem-åtte? jeg husket jeg ikke vil ha kontakt med fra twitter,resten husker jeg ikke.

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Det er hvis man blir blokkert som følge av en samtale. Det skjer jo ikke alltid sånn.

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Minuset med å lese samme forfatter ørten ganger på rad; har allerede tenkt 2 ganger "dæven du er glad i <denne spesifikke setningen> og <dette spesifikke problemet> og <denne slutten> hæ

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åååh sånn. Så man kan anta, med andre ord. Jeg trodde naivt nok at man kunne skrive en liten "derfor" eller noe. Synd, det hadde vært praktisk.

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hvor kan man se hvorfor man har blitt blokket?

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Per Bjarne Løvsletten's avatar Per Bjarne Løvsletten @perbl.bsky.social
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Unnskyld meg altså, men hva i alle dager er det pressefaglige grunnene bak å ha denne undersøkelsen i artikkel om at de finner særs giftige metall i tamponger? Dette burde da opprøre alle blant oss, uansett kjønn eller om en bruker tamponger.

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Jeg har fletter,og en tskjorte som sier "Yall think Im mean wait till I dont like you" og det får være mood nok for i dag

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Absolutt alle klærne mine er NEI

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I hate it when my brain goes; i want to look cute today so girlypop pink and frilly But also the world is unsafe so Butch Scary Man But also COLOURS LIKE POISON FROG but also Only dark because invisible is needed and then my gender goes <randomize> at the same time

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å ha høy puls så lenge MÅ jo telles som trening

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Hadde je bodd nærmere hadde je kjørt deg 😅

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hjernen: her er en uendelig mengde grunner til å ikke dra til tannlegen i morra:) hjernen: og her er et angstanfall fordi du tenkte på tannlegen:))

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ikke kall meg fuckings paranoid flere ganger as

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Kim Shumway's avatar Kim Shumway @kimshum.bsky.social
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Good reporting on an entirely predictable problem. Fun fact: Airbnb also covers up thousands of sexual assaults every year! Its internal safety team has "cool-down rooms" to take a break from the trauma of what they hear. It's a bad company, a bad industry, and people should just stay in hotels.

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apantesis's avatar apantesis @apantesis.bsky.social
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25% off means you can buy 25% more! if you like bones and being aggressively queer, you will enjoy this collection

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God i love portfolioday All that art nomnom

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🩸 morteraphan 🗝️'s avatar 🩸 morteraphan 🗝️ @morteraphan.bsky.social
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Hey, #PortfolioDay! I'm Morteraphan, concept artist and illustrator. Love to draw vampires, wolves and lots of flowers! 🗝️

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Kim Hu's avatar Kim Hu @kimhu.bsky.social
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Hi #PortfolioDay - I am Kim Hu 👋
Freelance Illustrator & Concept Artist, of BAFTA winner Rollerdrome fame. 🔫🛼✨

Looking for new projects to work on from 09/24 on.
Illustration, Covers, Concept art; Reach out with your idea and budget, and let's have a chat!

Portfolio: kim-hu.com
✉️ hello@kim-hu.com

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Keezy Young 🌼's avatar Keezy Young 🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social
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the ghost things are just a fun standalone illo! the two pinups are from a project called Horrible Girls (horror-inspired pinups), and the 'no bad days' one is from a project called Good Vibes Only (inspirational quotes paired with horror art). here's some more from those haha

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I love them! :D The ghost things made my creative nerve tingle,haha! (And omg a larger pinup? Made my day!)

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I love these. Is there a story attached to these?

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Keezy Young 🌼's avatar Keezy Young 🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social
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Hi everybody, it's #portfolioday again! I'm a cartoonist working on a graphic novel called Hello Sunshine (among other projects). I like horror and retro stuff, and a lot of my work focuses on mental illness!

☀️ www.keezyyoung.com

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Det er så synd, anbefaler å se en spillthrough om det ikke ordner seg, historien er veldig fin

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Å vaske kjøleskap er noe dritt. Å vaske kjøleskapet når 90% av skuffer er på randen av døden og jeg aner ikke om vi får tak i nye er STRESSdritt.

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Takk! Jeg vil helst ha det nitter itte eller det handler ikke om deg, men podcastere skal og ha sommerferie 😅

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Anna Meier's avatar Anna Meier @annameier.bsky.social
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My favorite tried-and-true resistance tactic: Being Extremely Fucking Annoying.

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jeg vil ha en telefonsamtale uten å måtte svare på ting og snakke jeg vil ha en podcastepisode er det jeg sier

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alle skytekonkurransene i nær fremtid er sånn 5-8 timers kjøring unna, en vei. Det betyr overnatting. Det betyr drivstoff og overnatting = for dyrt.

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Dette er relatertbart Soda. <3

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jeg får ikke opp butikken lenger, anna enn på face:(

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glad du e her ihvertfall:)

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vent, når døde dragens hule egentlig?

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Ida Zachariassen Sagberg's avatar Ida Zachariassen Sagberg @sagbergz.bsky.social
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Forslag til navn på robotstøvsuger. Svar med dine forslag. 1. Alfred 2. Doctor Whoover 3. Optimus Grime 4. Meryl Sweep 5. BONK 6. Jeeves 7. Obi-Wan Cleanobi 8. Vaskepott 9. Sweeping Beauty 10. 🇸🇪: Jean Claude Fann Damm

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