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polls tell us how people are going to vote? well shit when did that happen?

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which msnbc anchor will get to get it off ? O’Donnell ?

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ok napoleon

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I really don’t think you’re muscley or mousey enough to be calling strangers on the interwebs sweetheart

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why wouldn’t you? perfect balance of comfy yet ready to pounce

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take me off the list

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this was the original title of forgot about Dre

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worth it

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absolutely

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if anyone knows anything about americans it’s their ambiguity on 911

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i 100% know my response would be - oh that sounds interesting also no thank you

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either way someone said hey it’s cool to put a shit ton of spiders in your nose and you said cool cool cool

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tbf thats how it works on law & order

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u let people put a bunch of spiders in your nose i’m not trusting your judgment on just about anything 😂

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I don’t want to believe them

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yes it’s always great fun to make up shit someone else is saying thank you 🫡

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they allow tipping now so that should help on the pay

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when are you revolutioning? will there be snacks?

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his next tweet was probably complaining about the cost of groceries

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look I’ve been binging the bear and I haven’t seen biden on my tv one single solitary time it’s like he’s not even trying

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when are you running for something?

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u gotta grab a button when you see a hearse or you’ll be the next one in it source : my mamaw

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i always celebrate the 4th by wiping my ass with ballots

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coward

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happy forf

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even if someone wants only ketchup on the dog?

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i need some nerd to put the whisper thoughts from the lynch dune into the new movies

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get his ass

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what an awesome little guy 💔

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close an army base and quarter all the soldiers at mar-a-lago

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democrats need to learn to use the bully pulpit as effectively as trump when he was in office for example obama should have been at the senate with garland every day making speeches on the steps until the senate held garland’s hearing

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delete your account

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clarence thomas dissents

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thanks obama

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shut up fluff, i know about your prescription socks

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Happy Psych Saturday to all who celebrate iykyktr

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control c

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how did the whole world misspell hock ?

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magic

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you shouldn’t they should feel like assholes for you having to remind them

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good luck with that

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Hillary would have won if we did this in 16

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you had me at fuck it

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I just checked with those 4 they all said “psych”

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any chance of a surprise johnny cage nut punch?

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cog it up oppressor

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