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An Evan

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It’s me again.


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Wow they wasted a lot of money on that

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People are saying Bluesky doesn't have a sense of humor? Time for me to crank this bad boy up!

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Fuck! I’m so sorry

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here's a square who just learned how to whistle neat!

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Sure get Kamala up there, why not Did anyone for a second think he was going to finish an entire next term anyway?

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We got up there a few years ago out here and it felt like the end of the world. Like, the air looked different.

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Reminder that fireworks are for indoor use only.

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tfw you're only 50º away from being the safe internal temperature for cooked poultry 🫠

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Thank you, Mr. Timeline Arranger Guy.

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Reminder that fireworks are for indoor use only.

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I just want to grow old enough that I can listen to all of my favorite songs and cry bc they’re so good.

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Sorry, I know y’all just want me to draw triangles entangled in modern society

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Not a ra-ra go Biden guy but the double standard in the press is really something this cycle

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Just another sanity check for me: it’s all good to question whether Biden can steer the ship but the other guy >>FAMOUSLY<< slept in, didn’t read reports and watched TV all day

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Big old NOPE from me on that one champ

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here's a bumble bee at an observatory trying to discover a new comet

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They went all in and I tip my hat, etc.

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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy's avatar Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy @ugarles.bsky.social
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the conservative theory of law in one headline

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Everybody brace yourselves cause he’s totally going to shake that NY conviction now.

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Lulling myself to sleep by mentally sinking into the deepest depths of the ocean based on hunting grounds and picturing the animals in little hats

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Only thing I can say is the bar rattlers have had a major swing back in the past, so hold on hope. With any luck, we’ll look back at the present moment as the stupiding

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What’s your favorite song/album from 2020-2022 right now?

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(To those at home, this the moment I was finally able to get drunk after the day’s events)

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Even this level of political energy won’t be close enough to get even one of these clearly corrupt people towards a whisper of impeachment by the Senate. Mostly because the Senate, as a concept, sucks ass.

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There’s no way to threaten these people in the same way that, say, you could get officials to change a library budget after a massive outcry— and that is the problem with the situation we’re in now. The justices are too isolated from the people by power structures— and they’re there till death!

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I know we’re not supposed to call it global warming but our globe is warm, jfc

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Today was dumb and I’m not here to make it better

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It’s going to be 104° on Saturday??! Fuck off!

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I make it a lot for kiddo birthdays and parties cause it's easily scalable for large or small headcounts and everybody loves it (unless they're vegan)

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here's what the top looks like

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Finally got around to watching Legend of Korra & I reject the premise that Toph invents metal bending then immediately teaches it to cops

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Ginny (Director’s Cut)'s avatar Ginny (Director’s Cut) @sadlydefunct.bsky.social
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So, is anything illegal except being poor?

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here's a penguin wearing a three story tall top hat— wow!

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You got the green light, old man Time to grab your "official duties" glock and take out a major threat to national security You'll probably still lose the election to his corpse but that's not your problem anymore

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Gonna trust my local bluesky butcher 🫡

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4th of July coming up, why not!

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This movie could have been so stupid but the trust between the cast and the directors delivers something truly special. Seek it out! Take note! Take note!

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I love their weird little alien flowers

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