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Mark Taylor@emarktaylor.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy |
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Retired ex-pat Brit living in NZ for over 20 years.
Post jokes, cartoons and anything else I find amusing.
Bet on #sports for fun - mainly #Golf & #Tennis.
Interests include American Football ( #NFL & #CollegeFootball / #CFB ) & The #Beatles.
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Wow!
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Not a single football club is now in a Tory constituency. More than half League 1&2 clubs were after the last election
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Ardie being chased by a 2nd Row.
NZ 10-7, 25 gone.
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Otoje goes over.
ENG 7-5, 21 gone.
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Cross field kick from Damian and the ABs (Sevu) score in the corner.
NZ 5-0 (Damian misses the extras).
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A miss from 40m.
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#Cricket
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Well bowled
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The Alternative Commentary Collective is off and running ...
"Collars are very Harry Hill, Handmaid's Tale."
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Suddenly parties that swore by First Past The Post when they were in government seem to be taken by the fairness of Proportional Representation (which is what we have in NZ).
Will be watching with interest how this evolves ...
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Still a great country
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That went well.
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"What do you mean, we have taken the wrong Boston?"
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“Idea for a programme - Jacob Rees Mogg on a penny farthing visits all the lost Conservative constituencies”
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There are no Tory MPs in Cornwall.
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The Telegraph is reacting well
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Timpson heads a chain of laundries that is renowned in Britain as the place ex-convicts can go to be hired and trained for skills to sustain them. If you're unemployed they will also do your job interview laundry for free.
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⚽ #MastodonFC #Soccer #Football #Euro2024
Via Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini
France heads to the semifinals of Euro 2024 having scored ZERO open play goals in five games.
- Austria own goal
- 0-0 vs. Netherlands
- PK vs. Poland
- Belgium own goal
- Beat Portugal on PKs
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#PrivateEye
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Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un taking some time out from all the latest in #GeneralElection2024 (from our latest Election Special issue)
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'I'm a Conservative voter. I'll be relieved if we lose by fewer than 251 goals'
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Via Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins · 1h Taking a dump so epic that it makes the news overseas. Aspirational.
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John Sparkes is spot on. She still thinks she's right - whereas Portillo seemed to accept his fate.
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It's the Truss moment now.
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UK Election Results
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UK ELECTION RESULTS With just 22 seats left to go: 🔴 Labour: 408 (+208) 🔵 Conservatives: 113 (-245) 🟠 Liberal Democrats: 70 (+62) 🟡 SNP: 8 (-38) 🇮🇪 Sinn Fein: 7 (=) ⚫ Independents: 5 (+5) ⚪ Reform UK: 4 (+4) 🟢 Greens: 4 (+3) 🌻 Plaid Cymru: 4 (+2) 🇬🇧 DUP: 4 (-3) 🟤 SDLP: 2 (=) 🤝 […]
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Holy Toledo!
The Queen of Pork Exports goes down defending a majority of over 26,000.
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UK ELECTION RESULTS With 57 seats still to be declared: 🔴 Labour: 391 (+195) 🔵 Conservatives: 97 (-215) 🟠 Liberal Democrats: 61 (+54) 🟡 SNP: 7 (-37) 🇮🇪 Sinn Fein: 7 (=) ⚫ Independents: 5 (+5) ⚪ Reform UK: 4 (+4) 🟢 Greens: 4 (+3) 🌻 Plaid Cymru: 4 (+2) 🇬🇧 DUP: 4 (-2) 🟤 SDLP: 2 (=) […]
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The Greens get as many seats as Reform and all I see is coverage of Reform and Farage - there is no balance.
I guess the Beeb's not frightened of the Greens.
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This has been a fantastic night for the Greens, but will the British Press acknowledge it or be all 'Farage?'
#GE2024 #GPEW #UKPOL #UKpolitics
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Laura looks knackered.
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Post Election Celebrations…
From a past Eye.
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There are no longer any Tory MPs in Wales.
They had 11 in 2019.
Now a total Conservative wipeout.
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That's a balaclava covered in baked beans ...
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Ladies and gentlemen, British democracy.
#BBCElection
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UK ELECTION RESULTS With 88 seats still to be declared: 🔴 Labour: 380 (+181) 🔵 Conservatives: 92 (-206) 🟠 Liberal Democrats: 54 (+47) 🟡 SNP: 7 (-38) 🇮🇪 Sinn Fein: 7 (=) ⚫ Independents: 5 (+5) ⚪ Reform UK: 4 (+4) 🌻 Plaid Cymru: 4 (+2) 🇬🇧 DUP: 4 (-1) 🟢 Greens: 2 (+2) 🟤 SDLP: 2 (=) […]
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John Sparkes is enjoying himself tonight ...
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