Emily Shadows

badly-drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 09:25 UTC

This, every damn time:

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 15:06 UTC

"ADHD won't stop me getting this thing done!" 20 minutes later and I'm reading about that time Jerry Biafra, Dead Kennedys singer, was arrested for adding free prints of an H R Geiger piece about penises and vaginas to their albums

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 09:17 UTC

I always liked the idea that the Max Max films are just stories wastelanders tell each other about this helpful guy who saved some people. He is a reminder that you can still be good even in the apocalypse

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

Is it me or have the Conservatives been saying 'We have a clear plan' for the past like 6 years? And then not done anything...

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

If your website uses this type of consent pop-up, you are a piece of shit and I hate you

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 07:46 UTC

Every week I am telling more and more people to use Duck Duck Go

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 13:05 UTC

I commented on this song from THPS3 about it mocking bigoted ideas, but some people just don't get it... Listen guys, if you don't understand that this verse is pro-LGBT, then you might just be dumb

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 10:16 UTC

youtu.be/mk1gAdArMIc?...

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 08:40 UTC

One of his other songs, Cheesecake truck, is one of my favourite songs ever! I love making people listen to it and watching their reaction

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 08:20 UTC

Maybe I'm just getting old but anyone who uses "[sarcasm], but okay" really annoys me

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 09:58 UTC

"What a weird question to get from the band The Offspring. ...Oh wait"

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 10:22 UTC

Barton Fink is my favourite film to theorise about I once showed it to my wife, and afterwards I turned to her and asked what she thought it meant She replied "I don't care, jfc that sucked, I'm going to bed"

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 27, 2024 at 16:45 UTC

Does anyone know who invented the term '[blank]-coded' and if so, could you please pass on the note that I hate them? Thnx

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 18, 2024 at 09:35 UTC

The only reason you should make stuff online is if you enjoy creating the stuff. Getting payment or followers or anything else is a potential extra that you should never expect and just be happy if it happens

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 15, 2024 at 12:30 UTC

That's a rumour and doesn't change the fact that there have been lots of faked photos online recently, which is what I was talking about

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 15, 2024 at 12:00 UTC

Releasing fake images of Kate Middleton wasn't working, so they've resorted to just saying that she's fine. At least that's harder to disprove.

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 13, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

The Streisand Effect is...

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 11, 2024 at 16:32 UTC

I think Facebook is having a moment again...

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 01, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

Look, forget that bad photo of the actor trying her best - THIS is the funniest image from the Willy Wonka experience shitshow

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 01, 2024 at 08:44 UTC

Haven't we all learned yet that one photo doesn't define someones personality?

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 28, 2024 at 10:29 UTC

25 years ago, the Coke CEO said they were testing vending machines with dynamic pricing that charged more when it was a hot day

It went very badly and he only lasted two years as CEO.

I don't know if this is relevant to any recent news stories...

www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/20...

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 28, 2024 at 08:48 UTC

From 'thing people want and is better for the environment' to 'thing that no-one wants and is worse for the environment' amazing call, guys

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 27, 2024 at 17:10 UTC

Know what I've not heard about recently? Palworld

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 27, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

This feels like something James Somerton would have come up with

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 27, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

"Not the politics, the chicken" is a delightfully absurd sentence

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 24, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

Becoming Morticia Addams is my life goal

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 23, 2024 at 11:20 UTC

To cheer myself up I just said "don't worry, only 2 hours and then we can have lunch"

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 23, 2024 at 09:26 UTC

Someone on TikTok just referred to me as a Zoomer and I am a little happy and very shocked that they would consider a 32-year-old a zoomer

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 23:09 UTC

Just watched Argylle at the cinema On IMDB it has 6/10, which I think is fair Half of it is a 4/10 and the there half is 8/10

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 19, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

Started a new play through of Bully/Canis Canes Edit Had to get myself a Sasha as soon as possible!

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 18, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

Writing is hard! Getting distracted is easy Look, I'm already getting distracted and posting on here!

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 18, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

Been in a depressive slump lately, thinking about all my therapy session and the good advice he gave But then I also remember once flat-out asking him why I didn't have any friends and he just said "Yeah I dunno, it's weird, that."

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 17, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

I've spent most of today watching Nerd3 finally complete Simpsons Hit and Run, after he gave up on it 8 years ago on YouTube It's weird how much satisfaction I feel for him!

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 16, 2024 at 10:12 UTC

There isn't enough Simpsons on my timeline, so I've just followed basically anyone who has ever posted a Simpsons pic. Genius plan, right?

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 16, 2024 at 10:02 UTC

Can someone go wake up Judge Engoron please? I need to know the Trump verdict

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 15, 2024 at 08:55 UTC

This might be the dorkiest part of my personality, but I'm fucking hyped for this!

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 14, 2024 at 22:54 UTC

In South Park, is Satan caonically a top or a bottom?

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 14, 2024 at 12:02 UTC

No-one told me it was Pancake day yesterday! I had NO pancakes! Zero!

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

I look GD amazing in these PVC trousers My outfit is amazing. That is all.

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 20:40 UTC

I was on stage with them for the final act. It was weird! Also at the end they both got naked. Seriously, small indie theatre can be amazing

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Emily Shadows @emilyshadows.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 20:39 UTC

8 years ago today I went to a weird, fun, half-improv show about clowns This was their third character. Still one of the best shows I've ever seen

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