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Emma Helleur
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She’s alive. She looks well. She’s with Will. They look happy. Can we stop now. This shit is exhausting.
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Comms, weddings & politics. The 3 pillars of a not so young Helleur
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Emma Helleur
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She’s alive. She looks well. She’s with Will. They look happy. Can we stop now. This shit is exhausting.
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Emma Helleur
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RNZ asking people how they’re gonna spend their tax cut is the same as asking them how they look after their unicorn
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Emma Helleur
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It’s literally seared into my brain. I can’t get it out of my head. It’s the definition of ick.
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Emma Helleur
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I told my cousin I want her birth announcement as a gif of the alien baby ripping out of the stomach in Alien. This morning. She sent me that gif 😂
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Emma Helleur
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The levels upon levels of levels of ick this gives me. The head tilt, pout and tongue. Find me a women who hasn’t been sent these exact same photos followed by an unsolicited 🍆 Who approved this video then uploaded it. Revolting.
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Emma Helleur
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What the actual F*^K is The Rock doing interviews with Tr^mp lovers? Literally the man who runs the Tr^mp store in the USA on the radio talking about what a great man he is. Their constant promotion of Luxon was 1 thing but this is unbelievable
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Emma Helleur
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I hate the version of me that does groceries. She never gets snacks. She’s such a bitch
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Emma Helleur
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wHy hAs tHe pRinCeSs dIsSaPpeArEd SuDdEnLy wItH nO wArNiNg I mean. She hasn’t. It wasn’t sudden. It wasn’t with no warning. I mean they might be hiding something but they also absolutely said no one would see her till Easter. Conspiracies are exhausting. The internet is exhausting
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Emma Helleur
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I can hear the Mr Whippy siren and if he doesn’t come up my street I’m going to be so mad
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Emma Helleur
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20 mins into the news and it’s Police officers need money - but it’s going to landlords Disabilities services need money - but it’s going to landlords Kids need to eat food - but it’s going to landlords
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Emma Helleur
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Me watching the news piling on National:…… WHERE WAS THIS VIBE IN SEPTEMBER 😡
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Emma Helleur
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Just saw the new ad for Burger King with the loud crunchy chewing and my heart is racing so fast and I feel like I’m going to smash a window. I genuinely cannot handle hearing chewing. Who the hell approved that ad and can I send an angry email.
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Emma Helleur
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There’s some really bad edits in the photo (Charlottes sleeve) but yes that’s the question. With them being aware (cos how could they not be!) of the conspiracies then think yup that’s fine. Insane. Would’ve been better if the kids made Mother’s Day art and they uploaded that. Such a bad choice.
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Emma Helleur
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That happened to me. Took them 5 weeks to reply to my emails. In the meantime I found something and moved house. Then I got an email inviting me to an open home, follows up by a grumpy “you were our first choice but you never replied” email a week later.
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Emma Helleur
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Poor Things is one of the most unusual movies I’ve seen in a long time
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Emma Helleur
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Can’t even find the sarcastic words to make comment here.
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Emma Helleur
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I’m glad she didn’t bring the Barbie vibes. If they wanted Barbie they wouldn’t have snubbed her. The Oscar’s don’t deserve Barbie
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David Buchanan
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nobody disappears in the bermuda triangle anymore. due to wokeness
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Emma Helleur
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I don’t think we’ll ever see petrol come down either. It would take one supermarket or petrol station to bring their price significantly down to start a chain reaction. It won’t happen
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Emma Helleur
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Believing what they helped build
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Emma Helleur
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Shocking from the man who claimed $52,000 for an apartment he owns
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Emma Helleur
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Also, I see Seymour already preparing to blame rent prices on immigration
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Emma Helleur
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Imagine believing that giving landlords breaks & cuts will result in tenants getting cheaper rent 😂 I remember when I used to believe in fairy tales too
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Emma Helleur
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I’m really tolerant of daddy long legs in my house. But they recently turned the corner of my bedroom into a nursery and I don’t know how I feel about that
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Emma Helleur
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Oh no sorry. I mean. On Monday. I’m going to be sitting there saying “word won’t open anything” as a feeble attempt to do nothing cos it’s Monday.
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Emma Helleur
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Me on Monday
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Emma Helleur
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Can’t believe they’re getting rid of fair go but still producing 5 nights a week of Shortland st
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Emma Helleur
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I get nervous buying things online because I automatically assume everything is drop shipping. Am I spending $90 on a $5 bracelet from shein? Maybe. Probably.
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Emma Helleur
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Right wing government Step 1: moan about media & make the public hate them Step 2: media starts shutting down Step 3: no one is there to hold you accountable Step 4: profit
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Emma Helleur
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My flatmates are Brazilian and the most beautiful thing is how excited they are about Te ao Māori. They couldn’t care less about all our western “culture” but are in love with and fascinated by Te ao Māori
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Emma Helleur
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When the racist redneck government is mad that they’re being called a racist redneck government #iftheshoefits
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Emma Helleur
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I’m still exhausted from our election last year. I don’t have the energy to hear about the American election for the next 8 months. Especially when it’s literally watching it burn
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Emma Helleur
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Went to chch to see my favourite band. Before the concert spent the day at Hamner Springs. See on Instagram the whole band is there today 😭
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Fuck You I Quit
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Emma Helleur
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The worst customer service….car yards? When I was buying a new car I walked around a few car yards. No one came out. With my bestie now. She’s looking at a new car. Walked around a yard. No one came out. These aren’t cheap purchases. But shit service. Not even a hello.
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Emma Helleur
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Imagine if Kensington Palace told us that Kate was having surgery and WOULD NOT BE SEEN IN PUBLIC TILL EASTER. Good god conspiracy theories are just exhausting. And those people are showing their IQ by this stage
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Emma Helleur
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Does anyone know what the salary cap is when you move from bottom feeder to entitled?
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Emma Helleur
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😲 omg Silvermoon!
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Emma Helleur
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How can we use government money to save Newshub when our prime minister needs a roof over his head!
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Emma Helleur
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His accommodation cost claims are higher than the salaries/minimum wage income of many who voted for him buying into the “we need change” marketing campaign.
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Emma Helleur
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Remember how they said this about Kiri Allan. And then the media haunted her and destroyed her till she had a breakdown.
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Emma Helleur
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Hey f*^k Blink 182 though. Much happier to be seeing their opening act rather than them.
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Foxy esquire
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Luxon to Farming: Here come suckle at Business Daddy's person niffle, you are the chosen one, you like the baby all blacks, yes you are! Luxon to Media: You're on your own writey writey, question question assholes
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Emma Helleur
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I can’t believe it’s 2024, we’re all still working in open plan offices, and people still don’t have notifications silenced
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Emma Helleur
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Luxon’s “maintenance repairs” needed before he moves into Premier House
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Emma Helleur
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Six60 playing “exclusive intimate small venues” *lists Nelson’s biggest venue 😂
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Emma Helleur
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This is a great approach. Remember how Crusher Collins crushed boy racer cars and eliminated all boy racing.
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Emma Helleur
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10 bands I’ve been obsessed with at some point in my life Rise Against Linkin Park Thrice Alkaline Trio Twenty One Pilots Foo Fighters Highly Suspect Strung Out Millencolin No Use for a Name
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Emma Helleur
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The cool thing about having really bad headaches is just losing time. It’s 11am and I’m just starting to come right. Totally lost the morning to my migraine
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Emma Helleur
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Concert was cancelled yesterday. Cool of them to email us today 🤦🏼♀️
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