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What would Hunter do?

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“Packing the court” means sodomy, right?

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Yes, internal party politics certainly takes precedence over an ongoing, easily-preventable genocide! What was I thinking!

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In the old country we called them “the years of lead”.

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Yeah, so this is what my body is looking like, if you add maybe 20 or 30 pounds of abdominal fat. To the, you know, the abdomen. Enjoy

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You know that car crash guy who was making the rounds a few years ago? Sure you do, hold on …

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Brings a tear to the eye. Beautiful color, too. My wife once said she’d like me best if I were marooned.

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What happens when a sitting president is ordered to report to a state prison?

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Is there a Congressman named “Hands”?

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Biden could take any number of extremely unorthodox actions, and he could do so under the color of law. But he won’t. His Trumpulence will have no such qualms. I usually like to say the empire is collapsing, but really I now think it’s just getting started.

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We all know that the democrats aren’t going to do anything, right?

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Look, it’s not my fault. Who knew “cheddar” meant “money”?

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I will die on this pill!

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It says “alien” right there.

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So what if he wanted to use that “gun” to, like, enforce rules and regulations?

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Fucking hell, look at that face.

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They call him “Red” Ed, brother righteously ranting, down the rabbit hole. I haven’t listened to the ep yet, but looking forward to it.

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Dave the Nation! This is the rallying cry!

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“Imagine if, every time you connect to a new WiFi, your iPad starts screaming.”

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Hotdogs are not floating in the punch bowl, right?

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By far your best work! The term “Irregular”! Incroyable! C’est magnifique! Unglaublich!

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No fool like an old fool

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I will say, a brokered DNC, in Chicago of all places, would be highly entertaining. I don’t even know the last time a convention was anything other than a coronation. Ratings would be through the roof.

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It’s absolutely not a layup, but we saw the Dems successfully do similar chicanery when it looked like Bernie was going to run the table in 2020. And what choice is there, really? Desperate times/desperate measures.

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What does it mean when the drug cocktail they use to get you juiced up for public events… when it no longer works? His brain is fried and scrambled. You can pour all the high octane accelerant in the world in there, but it’s just goo.

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“What is genocide”?

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The engine of empire isn’t going to stop for you, or me, or anyone. There’s only the one party, my friend. We aren’t in it. At some point the contradictions will tear it apart from the inside. But don’t insult me by asking me to endorse it.

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Son, if this election is even half as important as you want us to believe, you wouldn’t be running Joe Biden in it.

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“Keep it in your pants, fellas”

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I’m not voting for Biden or trump, Paul. Nobody else should either. Screw your own head on straight before you presume to lecture others.

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But while you’re here, I’ll take a large jumbo jack combo, sprite, no ice.

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You’re a stupid one, huh?

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he is an accessory to a genocide. Not a lot of spinning required here, son.

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A Royal that my mom had gotten for graduation in the early 50s. I can still feel the damage I took to my phalanges. Pretty sure that’s how I still have a sick fetish about cherry blue key switches. When I type I want it to sound like the back wheel is coming off the wagon.

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Half the quadrant is learning it.

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I don’t believe I have ever voted for a sitting president’s reelection. At least since Jimmy Carter, I guess. And yeah, every living ex-president should be carted off to The Hague.

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It’s not about trump. I’m not going to vote for trump. it’s a referendum on Biden. Do I vote for an accessory to genocide?

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Not being an asshole?

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Yeah, I see what you mean. If you ever want to have a discussion of the implications of a dysfunctional global superpower actually means, be sure to let me know.

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You haven’t said anything.

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So, you have nothing intelligent to say?

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Suppose we were to have a constitutional convention right now. Do you think we could actually agree on anything?

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This is why the system is broken, it’s not going to fix itself, and needs to be torn down and rebuilt. This might result in multiple countries created in place of the dysfunctional mess we live in now.

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Now tell us why no one can get rid of student debt through bankruptcy.

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Holy shit this is desperate.

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It’s just like the trolley problem, except there’s no switch and there’s only the one track.

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Go fuck yourself, Joe

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Took awhile

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Go fuck yourself, Joe

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Go fuck yourself, Joe. No one wants to see any of your lies and bullshit.

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