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Enki 🍀

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Not a god. Do you by any chance need an umbrella? We may not agree on everything, but I hope we agree on enough. Not interested in your purity test.


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The UK politics feed will likely be less active after today, which is a shame. It's been remarkable friendly and chilled, especially in comparison to the hostile hellscape that is the US politics feed.

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A dip in the pool will cheer her up.

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I don't know who wrote Starmer's address on the steps of Downing Street, but its clear he needs a new speech writer, or to hire one.

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Someone had to, the economy was melting faster than Arnie at the end of Terminator 2.

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Rishi Sunak's speech was very honourable in referencing how unremarkable it is for a 2nd generation Hindu to become PM in the UK. I do wonder what welcome his grandparents would have received under the Tories today, if they would be welcome at all. Would they be in danger of deportation to Rwanda?

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Go to search and look for UK politics, or anything else you might be interested in.

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Bad luck Jonathan Ashworth, you were an excellent MP who stood for your beliefs. Unfortunately your beliefs as of right now were incorrect, and you lost your seat.

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What's clear to me is Grant Shapps should have never been anywhere near a seat in parliament, let alone a seat in cabinet. A total chancer promoted well beyond his ability.

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Install mirrors in all the bathrooms so they can watch themselves getting fucked.

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Must have gone over his head.

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Do you know how to look at/get on the UK politics feed Mr Wade?

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I heard the same!

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It's also worth remembering the Labour collapse against the Tories under Johnson in 2019. Elections are rarely simple, look at the reform surge.

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You are a violent and irrepressible miracle. The vacuum of cosmos and the stars burning in it are afraid of you. Given enough time you would wipe us all out and replace us with nothing -- just by accident.

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I want to see the numbers myself but I've seen reports they've got a bigger vote share than the Lib Dems.

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What tipple are we celebrating/commiserating the Tories wipeout/Labour landslide with? Me? It's Vocation Aoraki DIPA.

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I'm not sure that's going to be the case. The radicalisation of the GOP in America is at last in part down to the gerrymandering of election boundaries. Politicians pick their voters in the USA and it pushes them to the extremes.

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LABOUR LANDSLIDE!

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*Arrives for PMQs on a space hopper*

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Absolutely loving the Tories as third party.

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Is this from a polling organisation or what you think we'll get?

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Don't expect to see the full gamut of opinion on here! Most people will be happy I expect, a few very upset because Labour don't align with them on some key issues and absolutely no Tories.

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I want to see them put into third, let's start shifting that Overton window back to the left.

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68 seats.

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Welcome! You may find the UK Politics feed good entertainment tonight.

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It's really not looking good for them.

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I keep looking at this latest Survation prediction with the feeling that maybe the MRP polling has gotten something badly wrong. There's no way the Tories find themselves with 68 seats tomorrow is there? Their ceiling according to this is 100, it just doesn't seem believable.

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Survation says hi.

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Good's a relative term, but it's fairly safe to say Labour under Starmer will be better than the Tories have been, even if better in this case likely means stable.

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He looks like he's wearing a human.

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h/t Lucy Fisher of @financialtimes.com

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Potential future leaders chances: Kemi Badenoch, Priti Patel, Suella Braverman, Tom Tugendhat & Victoria Atkins are supposedly safe. James Cleverly's and Robert Jenrick's in play. Grant Shapps expected to lose seat & Penny Mordaunt is close. The future of the Tories really is on a knife edge.

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😂😂 "In an unprecedented turn of events the Tories have won negative seats, and due to a stack overflow error that means they won every seat."

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It is a tough one when almost any answer is going to upset somebody, maybe she panicked.

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Why is billionaire Rishi Sunak's favourite meal sandwiches? Because the man's got bread and cheddar!

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When it comes to the Tories...

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I kind of want to shake some people on here by the shoulders and and scream "The reason I'm talking about Bidens ability to win is exactly because I'm aware of the threat posed by Trump"

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I get why she wouldn't want to potentially damage her brand by lending support to Labour or the Tories, but claiming ignorance of the general election is daft.