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Lit studies PhD | Recovering academic | Solidarity enjoyer he/him


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I say we just skip the election and have a Trial by Ordeal instead

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I could've gone my entire life without ever thinking about that stupid mug again... sigh

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Because people on the Internet do not understand food safety nearly as well as they think they do and will yell at them if they don't wear gloves

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Thanks Biden, for ruining the continental breakfast!

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You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

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Michigan 🤘

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She's married to an Armenian

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Desperately trying to explain to a group of retirees from Alabama that they can't get their cinnamon bread because Dollywood only accepts DollyCoin now

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Does Absalom, Absalom! count as set in a school? Also, it's been a while, but I remember really liking Tobias Wolff's Old School.

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There has to be a long German compound noun for this experience

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I’m doing my part 🏳️‍⚧️🫡

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Interesting that milk shake starts dropping off noticeably in like 2010. I wonder why

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he's still the same guy who gave the eulogy at Strom Thurmond's funeral his beliefs suck ass, but they're sincere

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I'm just playing with you. I got my PhD at UTK. And then entered industry, so...

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Don't you teach at an R1, Tim 🤨

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For sale: Cybertruck, vehicle is finaced

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It's a little weird that many of the same people simultaneously went off against Nickelodeon for abusing child stars and JoJo Siwa for behaving like an abused former child star

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But also you could easily do that joke now. Larry David himself could do that joke on Curb now and people would laugh at what a jerk he is.

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That's just overflow storage from the CHEESEBARN

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Look if violent slave revolts worked then Haiti, which I assume has been left to its own devices with zero foreign interference since Toussaint Louverture, would be a lot more successful today.

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Man, he should at least take that thing through the car was... What's that? Uh huh... Uh huh... Well nevermind then.

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This makes me wonder if Elon has demanded they put a Grok ai assistant in every Tesla yet

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Looks kinda like Sam Bankman-Fried

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Cantaloupe is also mid, and I *will* die on that hill 😤

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I'm going to be really disappointed if that guy doesn't introduce himself as Leon, son of Corn Pop

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Imagine what Henry Ford could've done with The International Jew if he owned a social media platform instead of a local newspaper. Well, we might find out soon enough.

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It's unnatural. A good biscuit would not be able to bend that far without breaking.

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Almost as good as "Local woman, 89, who has never been able to retire despite working her entire adult life, says she loves the people she meets as a grocery bagger."

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That people are genuinely mad at that skeet in the replies is hilarious

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Picking the Artificial Intelligence cup just to talk trash

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It goes like this, a link to click Create account Enter a PIN Your mother's maiden name and where you grew up

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Absolutely drowning in a cray-hole

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Oh my god yes. There's a non-zero chance I'd still be in academia if I'd known how to navigate those systems better and sooner, but coming from a working class family I always felt like I was playing catch up on things that had nothing to do with the actual quality of my scholarship or teaching.

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"my home is not a forum for free speech... I have spent my career staunchly defending freedom of speech."

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What would you even call such a thing? Palm pistol? Finger blaster?

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I know the Brits like them and all, but 5 cans of beans a day seems a bit much

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Blackbird is a song about bird (who just happens to be black) with a broken wing, singing in what just happens to be the dead of night. That's it. Absolutely no metaphors or symbolism. And that's what makes it so beautiful, the complete lack of deeper meaning. *nods sagely*

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It was going to deal with the Earthseed colonists trying to build a better civilization on a new planet. She tried a lot of ideas for how that would go but wasn't happy with any of her drafts.

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I'd have three nickels, which etc. etc.

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