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John Epler

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99% of problems in Elden ring can be solved by an even bigger weapon

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John Epler's avatar John Epler @eplerjc.bsky.social
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look at this sword isn’t it neat don’t you think it could use five extra feet

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Shiffer's avatar Shiffer @shiffer.bsky.social
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i remember noah cadwell quote about the feeling of playing doom "can't kill? get gun still can't kill? get Bigger gun have biggest gun? that is bestest goodest" and i will carry that for the rest of my life

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Craven Joe's avatar Craven Joe @iamjoseph.bsky.social
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Swords < Spears < Projectiles There's a reason we equip the army guns and not brass knuckles

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