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John Epler

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creative director for Dragon Age: The Veilguard Bellara’s writer bi. he/him. will block for bad vibes.


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sometimes things don’t make logical sense but they make emotional sense and that’s way more important

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there has never been a time I regretted buying pork shoulder

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i don’t know what I expected but it certainly wasn’t that

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nothing quite like being fully restocked on edibles

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this is also my favourite tweet of all time

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wow this is an incredibly deep well I do not have time to investigate

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googling ‘bunk beds for grownups’

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tater tot poutine for lunch because yolo

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I needed a terrible Solas tshirt/poster design so this happened
Cry Havoc in the Moonlight with the Dread Wolf tonight babey
#dragonage

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his work meant a lot to me and to others, and he was a major influence on my writing. hope his victims get the justice they deserve.

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extremely disappointed in Neil gaiman but once again demonstrating the difference between being a good person as a brand and actually being a good person

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famous dudes not being predators challenge (impossible)

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nearly 2k hours in it goodness me

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I play way too much hunt showdown

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not an original opinion but I hate how cinemasins and the like have fundamentally broken how people engage with media

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three times a week, every* week

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i keep thinking of new things i want to do when this game is done and the reality is that there’s a solid month of sleeping in there but i also want to learn to crochet

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there is a very definite switch for some people where you go from ‘person’ to ‘source of information and Face Of the Corporation’

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folks a gentle reminder I (and other BW people) are here for fun and on our own time and we’re not gonna drop official details offhandedly in a blue sky post

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the best part about knowing how to cook is looking at something delicious and thinking ‘yes, I -will- make and consume this for my own joy’

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Oh boy, $150,000!

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capital G Gamers understand literally anything challenge (impossible)

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god! so good. just a completely brilliant film.

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forgot how good this movie is the first half buildup is incredible and the second half payoff is a thing of beauty

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too tired to get off the couch so I decided to randomly pick a movie to watch and gosh I guess it’s Hot Fuzz

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absolutely no reason to keep these but I spent enough time in this game that it feels wrong to get rid of them

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i love when adolescent griffons are picked up and they’re so absolutely confused as to how this could happen that they just sorta—

Grey Warden #Davrin and his griffin fledgling Assan from #DragonAge Veilguard. It's getting a bunch of love on other platforms so posting it here 😅 🖼️

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assembling a bunch of ikea furniture on upper body day was one of my dumber ideas

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we have Hawkins Cheezies in Canada and they’re just doing their own thing but yeah I can absolutely demolish a bag in no time flat

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hate how good Cheetos puffs are that fake cheese powder is top shelf

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are you playing erdtree? it’s a lot

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I wonder what it says that anytime I come up with a parody lyric it’s always a parody of that specific song

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it’s just… a lot of fingers sometimes y’know

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yeah you know what this is a very solid point

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every so often I’ll buy a baguette and a thing of spinach dip and helloooo supper

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someone at FromSoft is a nasty finger freak and you know what good for them

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look at this sword isn’t it neat don’t you think it could use five extra feet

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99% of problems in Elden ring can be solved by an even bigger weapon

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one of the beautiful things about literature is finding that someone, somewhere, somehow, found the perfect set of words to describe something fundamentally human and fundamentally indescribable have come around to ‘technology is a curse’

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✅ I’m Ishmael. Whenever I feel like unaliving myself I get on a boat. Some people do other shit but I’m like a boat guy for real

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deep cleaning a couple rooms in my house and I really need to get an SNES to play these

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once a month i play Hunt Showdown extremely well and what's cool is that I cannot replicate it the other 27-30 days of that month

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oh that's awesome. it's such a wholesome game so much of the time. there was a guy in DS3 that kept summoning me again and again for Aldrich, he sent me a Xbox Message 'can you password with me? i really need to beat this' and we just ran it for like an hour. finally got it. it was great

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anyways this thought brought to you by three hours of just kind of running around in Elden Ring while I dropped my summon pool sign and ended up fighting a wide variety of bosses

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