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I’m sorry but his post is Michael Clayton erasure and I will not stand for it.

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I for one am ready for my doctor to prescribe cocaine for every possible condition.

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man hockey twitter hasn’t really migrated here at all has it.

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I’m already nauseous and puck drop isn’t for an hour.

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It is a daily favorite. Lot of folks I already liked, and have found a bunch of new writers as well. Worth every penny.

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Kelly: Never Wrong

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yeah and the reliable sense he projects of thinking “other people are lazy and deserve less” is the galling part. Ah well. Maybe before I die I’ll get to vote for a party willing to something about the SC.

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yes but i assumed they, like, had to do research or adminstrative work or something other than spend 6 months traipsing around the world on some billionaire's dime while also lying to the press about how a wal*mart parking lot is their ideal vacation. stupid of me, honestly.

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my main question about clarence thomas at this point is: how much PTO do these motherfuckers get?

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I fuckin hate that I know exactly what this is about and who but also: lol

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This shits gonna force me back to Android because Google Messages is way better at detecting and simply not showing me that shit than iMessages is. I get so many of these a day :(

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Oh fuck you already.

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My heart wants Edmonton to win this but my brain says Cats in 6.

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every time i read about something new york's governor does i just wanna find my IL governor and give him a bug ol' hug. what a fuckin' maroon that lady seems to be

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Not the main point but man I wanna shove pim tool into a fuckin locker

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The Whip of Theseus

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Wanted to snark on this but nah that really is a great album.

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Keep flooding the zone with more posts and maybe nobody else will see that first one and interpret it the way EVERY SINGLE PERSON would and has interpreted it, which is you trying to be a snarky cool hardass, cheering the death of an grandfather because he made a mistake near an animal.

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No you weren’t, but it’s nice to think so, isn’t it?

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There’s “understanding that an animal might kill to protect its young” and there’s “cheering on the death of a beloved grandfather for an unfortunate choice”. Do YOU understand that distinction and why people might think you’re emotionally deranged if you express the latter thought?

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Sure, got me there. I was wrong about the photographer’s original action that led to his death. I still don’t think cheering that man’s death is a reasonable response that an emotionally healthy person would make.

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That’s not what I did.

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Okay. I got that part wrong. Still beats “cheering on the death of a dude who took a photo” like a fuckin’ ghoul.

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Good thing that’s not what this unfortunate guy did? You people are fucking deranged.

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They were busy getting banned from every Starbucks in a 30-mile radius of their home.

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I do not understand why every Tech Brain Genius thinks we’re supposed to be happy that they’re doing this, that this is something we’re supposed to want, that this is where the Future of Computing needs to go. I’m not, I don’t, and it isn’t :(

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God DAMN, Jeb

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JK Rowling needs to drink the piss already, geeez

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Did you get kicked in the head by a mule this morning? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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It’s so fuckin good man

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That is the slide positioning of a man who put a slide on for the very first time right before this photo was taken.

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I very much enjoyed this read. Defector is one of the few subscriptions I don’t pay begrudgingly.

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Albini was a mensch in the best possible sense.

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I mean, death vs florida is a real sophies choice to begin with

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I don't! I just keep getting his shit shoved in my face by centrists around here, he's like city rats, unavoidable.

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we already have to swallow "least bad" in our presidential choices, I'm not about to force myself to do that with useless pundits as well. guy sucks by choice, admits his entire thing is "constant output, lightly considered" and I just don't find it useful and often find it harmful.

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Because he’s a lazy and often-wrong “thinker” who has been rewarded materially and with influence all beyond his output because he’ll carry water for whatever centrists are being wads about at the moment. “One Billion Americans” I mean cmon that’s a 7th grader’s idea of something smart.

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Imagine being a mattyglass defender in 2024. Wow.

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Jiminy :S

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wait what?

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Hans plays with Lotte, Lotte plays with Jane Jane plays with Willi, Willi is happy again Suki plays with Leo, Sacha plays with Britt Adolf builds a bonfire, Enrico plays with it

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Let’s just say you’re going to see a historic team!

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Yeah Chicago has a ton as well.

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lolllll

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Amazon did that show so dirty

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odd amount of kara swisher content has made its way towards my eyeballs today and i need that to stop because that silly valley bootlicker pr rep sucks mongo ass

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Right? I didn’t even know Signature was jewels house brand for many years after it debuted.

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I would love the ability to shut my brain off and be an absolutely confident moron like you. Christ.

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I’d absolutely chug a jewels house brand black cherry right now

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