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Welp. That's enough internet for me.
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1344 followers 661 following 7571 posts
[he|him|sarky chelloveck|cishet wifeguy]
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📞 two.eight.nine-four.three.two-one.zero.one.five
discord: .eustace.
do not cite the deep magic to me, witch
i was there when it was written
still outside every inside joke
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Welp. That's enough internet for me.
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YES. I call them that in the alt text. 👍🏾
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Alice is SIGNIFICANTLY cooler than I am. She walks in the room at her daycare and the other dogs are all like, "Yo it's ALICE!" She gets play/socialization dates twice weekly so I guess the other dogs miss her. 🤷🏾♂️
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Alice was living her best life this morning on the way to doggie daycare.
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Fair, but at the same time there was really no logical reason for them to exist. It's just too many killer sharks for one family. 😂
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Even one sequel was too many. 😡
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STOP IT RIGHT NOW
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I love it. 👍🏾
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But they both sucked so bad. I still watch these movies occasionally and I don't really know why. 😂
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A lot of my favourite movies are just shy of two hours long. This one cracks that barrier by seven minutes. 👍🏾
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I maintain that not only did everyone LIKE the Alf hog, everyone WANTED the Alf hog. That’s my headcanon.
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Like people still don’t do that. *scoffs* (It’s me. I’m people.)
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56, right now, staring off into the middle distance
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My perpetual note-to-self…
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😂 True!
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I was very happy to learn this today: there really IS always room for Jell-O.
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If your avatar consumes the madeleine you created in digital form, well that’s an iPadeleine.
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God gives his boppiest workers his sickest jams 🤷🏾♂️
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My Ring camera just told me that my dog’s helmet and goggles have arrived and I’m extremely excited. Idle thought: why no one is marketing these things as “doggles” is completely beyond me. 🤷🏾♂️
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There’s the TRUE “get off my lawn” moment right there 😁
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That context makes everything sound better
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I’m ashamed to admit that I tracked down the source video
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You’re not alone in that request! 😀
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So long as this is the endgame…
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And here I thought you were CUTTING your hair
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Happy Canada Day! 😀
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I'm wishing myself a happy Canada day. Me --> 🇨🇦
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I'm still gonna post my dog, jsyk 🤷🏾♂️
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Done and done.
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It is Alice's birthday month so celebrations begin RIGHT NOW. She'll be one year old in three weeks.
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McDonald's fountain Coke. There's nothing better.
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We need bigger TVs!
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Canadian shows that use Canadian actors get it right some of the time 🤷🏾♂️ P.S. Give your balls a tug, titfucker.
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My pleasure!
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Hehe. Trying to solve problems with regex is a good way to give yourself extra problems. But it worked out today.
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NICE. What a difference a single period makes!
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Nah. Maybe clear the browser cache instead. I tried both Orion and Safari and both links now point to the correct version.
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See if that one works? @gawdz0rz.bsky.social
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Test
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Heh. Some browsers show me 1.0 and some show me 1.01.
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Looks like the link has updated--make sure you see version 1.01 when you check in.
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Let me double check that link real quick.
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Wooooow. I can't believe I missed that and didn't fix it. Download version 1.01 from the same link and try it again. I had to fix a typo in my text-splitting regex syntax.
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But you can use THIS one....
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Get the newer version--it's a little better than this version. 👍🏾
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There's a newer version of this!
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Possibly on the strength of Dog Day Afternoon alone.
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They're all over here in Ontario and Québec.
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Five of the motherfuckers nearby and NOT ONE can sell me a Pärup couch or a Frösjön bathroom space saver!
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Also quite true!
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