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What if there was a tummy and it was aching

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What if it's not dementia and Joe is just like that

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Give me more followers bc I'm cute

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Giving head to a girl on an ssri be like "maybe the real cum is the synapses we made along the way"

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No one can have discourse about me because I'm just a girl that eats chicken strips for breakfast every morning, I have exactly one dimension

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Misogyny is my grandmother passing away on father's day

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All this girl wants is a few surgeries and some shrooms

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This is exactly what it feels like to talk to my therapist

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Eating her out and then noting down the taste and smell in a little booklet for science

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Woke up from a nap looking like a fucking snack let's go

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The biggest incentive to voice train ever has been chappell roan I want to sing that bitches shit

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They keep talking about brain plasticity like it's a good thing, uhhh, bro? I thought the plastics were bad!

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Yeah I'm taking an ssri, a Super Slow Reptilian Iguana

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Not a celtics fan persay, but watching them do this to Dallas (and mavs fans) is pretty nice

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The answer to all my problems lies in posting more and being more unhinged

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I'm the type of girl whose Christian family can only accept her dating women, and that's pretty cool

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I regret to inform all of you that after extensive research I have concluded that it's impossible to self induce sleep paralysis, and that it's a lie propagated by big insomnia to sell more staying awake all night

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I enjoy a website or two, now and then

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Are the words sigma and skibidi in the Instagram reel with us right now?

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I start every day by whispering "We're in an opiate epidemic" as I take a few psychoactive drugs to take the edge off

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Me when I'm amplifying my reverberations

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In honor of pride month, we've decided to go with rainbow guillotines 🏳️‍🌈

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I feel that, hope it's not as laggy as I'm imagining it would be! You like some good games! I only know of them from watching YouTube stuff, but I enjoy what little I know

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Somebody tell me something cool they learned to do recently

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I'm releasing my own social media, I think I'm gonna call it "blues guy" and it's just gonna be one guy posting videos of himself playing the blues

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a weighted blanket but it's a woman

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Ever since they opened up dms, Idk if anyone else is having this happen but I've been getting 500 requests a day, all hot women, all asking if I want to marry them? What's going on

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It really looks like Ant got hit with the Jordan curse in a monumental way, everyone found out that doubling him completely shuts down the wolves offense. Is something I would say, if I had a sports following on bluesky

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As someone with massive turbinates it just baffles me that people can always smell. It feels like such a luxury to me rn

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Rooting for upsets in the nba playoffs every year has finally payed off for me

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Yall ever just suddenly start feeling a deeper and richer connection to the universe and understanding the cyclic positive and negative feelings and how their contrasting ebb and flow, like major and minor chords, is what life itself is and must be?

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The northern lights showing up for mothers day to remind us that our mothers can control space and time

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Have any of you ever had a presence of mind and attention all focusing capability? What an incredible tool!

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I actually think some days I would do absolutely nothing without that little extra dependable boost

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I'm in an autistic jacob collier binge for the last like month and a half. His music calms me down, motivates me, I even just stop and think along to the more emotional pieces and it helps so much. I can set a little mood for the day and put on some jacob to center me on that idea/task

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Hey you guys who wants to build a tower that goes really really high? You will? Oh cool, glad we're all speaking the same language

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I just dug mine out so it's still weed free unfortunately

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I went on a great date, technically yesterday

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Everyone else's jealousy is invalid, but my jealousy towards pretty people is not only justified, it's truly honorable

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Growing up hearing nothing but jokes at the expense of trans women being gross, ugly, and duplicitous, it's really a head scratcher that seeing them be hot and desired made me reconsider my options lmfao

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But still! I feel like Collier doesn't have much to say mainly because his songs don't show us anything about him. Chappell Roan gets on stage and she tells stories about being eaten out and getting coffee with unrequited loves and leaving home and being so, so, so very gay. Jacob, be gayer!

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