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Facetiously Esoteric@facetiousone.bsky.social |
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Cooker of tasty vittles. Reader of various tomes. "Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them." Frank Herbert.
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Facetiously Esoteric
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Lmao 4:38 am here. I'm totally with you. I just edged the sheet cake (chocolate cake with a chocolate ganache glaze topped with toffee), I made for the neighbors BBQ tomorrow. I still have to cut and wrap 200 pieces of toasted almond caramels. I think I'll do it tomorrow.
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Facetiously Esoteric
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My damn dyslexia, I thought at first it said hardon collider. Made me shudder. 😆
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Facetiously Esoteric
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If one cheeseburger isn't enough, then you aren't cheeseburgering correctly.
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Facetiously Esoteric
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The best thing about uninformed takes like this is that you can just go down the list of replies and mute them all before they annoy you at some future point with a stupid fucking post. And they will. Be proactive with that mute button.
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Facetiously Esoteric
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And so it begins.
abcnews.go.com/Health/4th-h...
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Meridith Bolster
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Please share
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Sardonicus
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TSR Warriors of Mars 1974 Illustrations by Greg Bell
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Marilyn Munster
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Such a double standard in DC.
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AZ Advocacy Hub
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On June 1st, inhaler costs were capped at $35 per month thanks to the Biden-Harris Administration's efforts!
This is a game-changer for millions of Americans living with asthma and other respiratory conditions.
#BreatheEasierWithBiden
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Facetiously Esoteric
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_...
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Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️
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without saying tootsie, fav dustin hoffman film?
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Facetiously Esoteric
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Um. They didn't. Ask any Native American... Smh
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There's nothing like watching fireworks in a torrential downpour. #Monroeville
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Facetiously Esoteric
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I am still going to go watch the fireworks, though. Because if I don't embrace some child like happiness today, I will just be progressively madder tomorrow.
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Facetiously Esoteric
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Quit having sausages with your breakfast then.
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Facetiously Esoteric
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He is just a 1st amendment auditor. Just ignore him he will wander away soon enough...
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Facetiously Esoteric
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When I lived on St John in USVI, I lived in a shanty in the rain forest, and our bathroom was a felled tree, and whatever hole you dug...
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Needleroozer
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"the ban on noncompetes would inflict "serious and irreparable injuries" on its business…enabling its competitors to poach valuable employees, whose knowledge and training would go out the door." If they're valuable employees then pay them what they're worth so your competitors can't poach them.
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Facetiously Esoteric
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Start with pictures of your pets, and go from there.
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Facetiously Esoteric
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Till you forget and sit down... Then you are a cautionary tale.
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FEISTY😈
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She was fucking right about everything.
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Facetiously Esoteric
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Season one was very enjoyable.
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Facetiously Esoteric
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I had a gf who did that, but it was just her elbows in my back as we slept...
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A.R. Moxon
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Not the most terrifying thing but perhaps the most infuriating: every single thing we said about these fascist Republican fucks has been proved out and all the people who assured us that what is happening would never happen smoothly pivoted to yes it's happening but it will be fine.
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Andrea Junker
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The fact that I know more about Joe Biden’s one bad debate night than I do about Donald Trump’s years of raping and sexually assaulting girls within Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.
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Facetiously Esoteric
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Evil dust? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Did she just read Pullman's His dark materials?
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Helen
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"A Dane County judge ruled last year that the statutes outlaw attacking a woman in an attempt to kill her unborn baby but doesn’t ban abortions. The decision emboldened Planned Parenthood to resume offering abortions in Wisconsin after halting procedures when the SCOTUS overturned Roe v. Wade."
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Facetiously Esoteric
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This feels like a question the CIA would ask as part of some weird dataset collection for future experimentation...
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Facetiously Esoteric
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And so it begins.
abcnews.go.com/Health/4th-h...
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Facetiously Esoteric
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And yet I'm still going to make an exit plan if things go Germany 1938 bad.
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I suggest six months. Or a hazmat suit.
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Early. The wait list is long.
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The only reason he didn't was people like this. Trump won't have them the second time. He will have nothing but yes men.
youtu.be/kQYW_ITznX4?...
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Facetiously Esoteric
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I have one who will be nineteen this year. You have my sympathy. My girl has seizures often. It's rough. She just had one like 20 minutes ago.
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Laura Helmuth
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A tragically common cause of death before pasteurization was food poisoning in children who were being weaned and starting to drink cow's milk. Pasteurization is one of the greatest public health successes in the history of the world, and now it's protecting us from H5N1 bird flu 🧪
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Facetiously Esoteric
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Ohio State boy goes to New York in a failed attempt to control his debilitating schizophrenia.
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Depends on which movie you mean...
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Facetiously Esoteric
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I canceled my families subscription. Bill Maher and Steve Bannon, the other day, are just the final straws in a long list of horrible editorial choices you made. I hope MAGA subscriptions are enough to keep you afloat because Democtats are sick of your biases.
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Facetiously Esoteric
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Grips.
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Facetiously Esoteric
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Never make major life decisions in the gripes of despair. You will almost always regret it.
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Chicken Puppet
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The last time people went to go protest a Supreme Court decision there was an immediate, bipartsan effort to use tax player dollars to put snipers on Samuel Alito's roof while our favorite pundits went "Brett Kavanaugh has a family :( :(. His daughter must be so scared :( :("
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Matt Novak
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Leonard Peltier's parole request has been denied. Biden needs to pardon him immediately.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald
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This is literally the same shit the Nazis did before industrializing murder. They would get soldiers to just shoot people into pits. They sent Jews en masse via train to camps to starve and die. It was disgusting in the 40s and it's disgusting now.
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Kaitlin Has Had Enough
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Oh look, a good candidate for blocking
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Steve Silberman
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This is one of the most dystopian signs I've ever seen. Republicans are quickly turning this country into an unrecognizable freakshow.
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Greg Pak
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These clowns on CNN are the worst. Just talking about the horse race of the campaign. Not talking about the horrifying impact of what the SC has done. They've already normalized the court's declaration of a monarchical presidency.
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Facetiously Esoteric
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The best thing about uninformed takes like this is that you can just go down the list of replies and mute them all before they annoy you at some future point with a stupid fucking post. And they will. Be proactive with that mute button.
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Chris Hayes
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Litearlly the only pleasant surprise in the entire last week of political news is Hawk Tuah girl being like "yeah no way I'd vote for Trump."
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