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Guessing there was just one coffin, as well
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He/him. My cats look like this: đđââŹđââŹ. I like horror, visual art, catastrophizing, dumb jokes. Used to know how to drive stick.
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Fakehappy Minus One
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Guessing there was just one coffin, as well
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I think the big stumbling block for me is Iâm a Mac guy, so I could never see for myself what he was or was not producing. I did find the whole âyell at a famous person where they can see and yell backâ thing new and thrilling. As you say, he blazed quite a trail
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Gotta admit Iâm still, all these years later, not entirely clear on the whole Derek Smart thing, but âDEREK SMARTâS DESKTOP COMMANDER!!!â is a phrase that still runs through my head from time to time
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Delighted to report that zombo.com is still fully functional, as is worldwarone.com
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Hello
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Oh for sure; to be clear, I fully agree with you. And I hope that the talk with Chef Joel McHale, the âyouâre a great chef because I abused the fuck out of youâ thing, will make Carm rethink what the fuck heâs doing. Maybe even to the point of wondering if heâs in the right line of work
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I meant the restaurant in general, but thatâs interesting that the star was Sydneyâs idea; I didnât remember that. I have a hard time believing Carm wouldnât have ended up acting exactly the same way if she hadnât suggested it, though
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I kinda liked it too, and I like the ideaâif theyâre actually doing thisâthat fulfilling Carmâs dream was actually a horrible idea and everyone would be better off elsewhere. I kind of expect it to end, for instance, with Marcus creating something truly amazing and opening a hugely successful bakery
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Learning that most (all?) the celebrity chefs this seasons are actual monsters certainly put me off that last episode. Like the guy kindly and patiently teaching Carm how to truss a chicken? Hugely abusive asshole, apparently
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Orange cat in repose, in three acts
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Orange cat in repose, in three acts
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Thereâs at least one truck using it that goes through my neighborhood here in Detroit, too. Itâs like halfway between a friendly âhelloâ youâd use to answer a phone, and a condescending one youâd use to reprimand someone not understanding basic instructions. I hate it so much
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đ” The rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble đ”
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"I'm not a flat earther. I'm not a round earther. Actually, what I am is I an epistemological nihilist. True knowledge does not exist. We can no more be certain of the Earthâs shape than we can answer what or even IF Earth is.â
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You (dumb): the Earth is round Another person (also dumb): the Earth is flat Me (insanely wise): Itâs pointless to even wonder about it
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Thank you, I appreciate the context!
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I donât know the particulars of the story, so Iâm gonna choose to believe Lee normally charges 2k, but the guy complaining turned out to want an *extremely* fucked up picture. (Not that Lee charging 20k is at all unreasonable.)
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Goofus definitely grew up to vote Republican
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Macbook Steve Jobs Was a Fucking Moron Pro
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Only real Paris fits are allowed here
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We need to stop worrying about replacing Biden, and start focusing on choosing the right psychic who will guide his every policy decision from here on in
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Post-debate analysis: Itâs over for these hoes (the United States of America)
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It now occurs to me I donât know if Yoda was exactly what you meant, or if you meant Frank Oz being on *his* deathbed and being forced to do voicework. I figured the latter and was sure I was being clever⊠but whoâs the clever one, and who the foolâŠâŠâŠ.
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How has no one in two months pointed out that youâre describing Yoda in ROTJ
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Tomorrowâs most-viewed NYT article: Aliens Lasered The Presidentâs and His Sweet Rival Trump To Death Last Night. Polls Show Thatâs Bad for Biden
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One thing I fully support is that it says theyâre going to collect information from prisonersâ brains to find out why people commit crimes. Hopefully we can finally understand precisely the mechanism by which the devil inserts evil thoughts into our minds on a neuronal level
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I think everyone involved in the for-profit prison system would agree that prisons being expensive is a huge problem theyâd desperately love to solve
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I was gonna say the fun thing is that these newly rehabilitated folks would find out theyâre now permanently unemployable in a matter of minutes rather than decades, thanks to no thought whatsoever being put into systemic issues with the carceral state
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IMO he couldâve just smokescreened it by throwing in a lot of âlazy kids these daysâ and âIâm a taxpayerâ and it wouldâve flown right past people
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Or really, âNow that I fall over in agony thinking about how my regional manager felt about me taking $50 out of the register at the end of my shift, Iâm ready to be a good and unquestioning workerâ
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âAha! Now that I know what it feels like to be chainsawed in half, I realize it was actually a bad thing to doâ
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Hot take but if the Unabomber had just gotten really into whittling or macrame instead of attempting to explode people, he coulda had it made. Manifesto published as a letter to the editor of a small-town paper in response to a proposal for a new concrete-crushing site in the next township overâŠ
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Big component of most of my favorite Asian horror films, yeah. Just folks being folks
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Also of note: when I opened the page, it featured links to stories about the woman who broke the record for oldest skydiver dying days later AND the worldâs tallest dog doing the same thing. Thereâs a deranged killer on the looseâŠ
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Actually the crazy part was playing it over the end credits anyway, annihilating the audienceâs newfound Christmas spirit without them having the slightest idea why
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Always thought they were nuts to delete this scene, but if those were the lyrics when the studio screened itâŠ
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Whatâs the worst that could happen?
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People say âthe internet is foreverâ but so much of it used to be a page on someoneâs collegeâs servers that was rigorously updated with different kinds of railroad track gauges every day for ten years before being unceremoniously deleted
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Trying to find a photo on Adobe Stock that doesnât look like absolute clown shit and/or actually depicts what I searched for is the bane of my daily work
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âTrump is proposing to wish anyone who crosses him into the cornfield. What does this mean for farmers?â
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Hey Bluesky, âtrapped in adolescence like a mosquito in amberâ label when???
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Ahh, right right right! Thanks, Iâd forgotten that entirely.
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Iâm gonna have to investigate this artist; thanks!
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It was an odd choice for sure.
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If itâs not a pain, can you remind me what the remake showed that the original didnât? Itâs been forever since Iâve seen either one
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Yeah, I was gonna say, I recently watched that and was impressed with that bit in particular. I also ended up watching the BTS video and the director was like, âWell, we found out we had access to these two rooms for a couple days and decided to make something with âem,â which, respect.
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If you were dragging today, know that this morning my coworker said, âMan, this feels like the Friday-est Thursday everâ and we had to break it to her that itâs only Wednesday
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Hey SWEDEN!
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Fed up with Mapsâ estimated arrival time disrespecting how dangerously Iâm driving. Iâve been going 20 over the limit for like an hour, how have I not gained a single minute, you piece of shit?
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Experts call them âmedium cats.â Theyâre not yours or your friendsâ, or ones you only see once. Theyâre neighborhood cats you see frequently. Maybe youâve made up names for them, even fed them a few times. But the urgent need to assign a number to your level of empathy for them fills you with terror
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