not an art thief

not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:16 UTC

every july i come to novo in san luis obispo and look at the menu and every year i get the diver scallops, i think this is year five or six in a row i like scallops

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

klopp just built a house in the black forest and another on majorca, roman polanski will move to the united states before jurgen klopp does

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:35 UTC

klopp flight tracker, let’s get it going

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:33 UTC

tanned rested and ready to coach a national team of backups at european clubs for seventeen million dollars per year less than he made at liverpool

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

i’d come up with something pithy but go fuck off gregg berhalter, go fuck right off back to mls with the rest of your weird cadre of new jersey youth soccer coaches masquerading as smart people. beat it smart guy.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:43 UTC

five years of the smartest guy at the bar pulling in 65th ranked recruiting classes where a shoe could get a top twenty class will do it to ya

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:36 UTC

i just had to live through the chip kelly experience i am a little touchy

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:29 UTC

neither athletic department wanted the game but you tell yourself whatever you wish

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:34 UTC

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womp womp
www.nytimes.com/athletic/548... Georgia, UCLA cancel home-and-home football series scheduled for 2025-26

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:13 UTC

fuck him, he is a loudmouth who plays for everton

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:11 UTC

goal fired past an outstretched jordan pickford a his little t-rex arms

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:54 UTC

putting waste in a waste receptacle, only in new york baby.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 06:44 UTC

tintype elaine is a smoke show

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:57 UTC

he’s so funny. he calls me coach, even though i don’t coach sports anymore. he’s just like “you feel like a coach” after every class he says thank you coach. who thanks their teacher every day, he does that.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:51 UTC

his school online profile is he/him, nobody asked, just an ally. he used his pronouns because, in his words, he wanted to help people. ken niumatalolo met him and offered a scholarship in six seconds.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

i’m not worried about the future. my favorite student this year was a three hundred pound samoan kid that has offers from ohio state and ucla and he’s like mister [redacted] can i put this painting up in the classroom the kids are great

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:31 UTC

the song i will always play after serving a four course meal off the grill youtu.be/xeqf2iohlOk?...

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:09 UTC

mazel tov its a celebration bitches l’chaim, i wish for you a hundred years of success but it’s my time peak jay z was the best ever to do it

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

ichiro rolled a wooden roller on his feet every day and stretched like a lunatic and what did he ever do other than being the greatest hitter that ever lived

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

he’s a great guy, i love him, he worked forty years in aerospace, most of his work is classified but he designed some of the satellites that spy on you.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:47 UTC

love my father in law. love him. he simply does not understand how people can like the federal government. dude imagine if you only have rights because of reconstruction, the civil rights act, the voting rights act, title ix, the americans with disability act just imagine not being a rich white guy

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:36 UTC

we went to watch ichiro play in 2010 and i was like look at this guy stretch in between pitches! all he does is stretch.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:34 UTC

chew dirt. before we talk changeup grips and all that shit, it’s this. chew dirt. get big.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

those pants are holding on literally by the seams

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

explaining to my nephew how important stretching is and he’s bored out of his mind and then i show him this picture

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:21 UTC

i’ve done a bad job following people back on here, i will try to do better

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:18 UTC

knowing this place it will be manchester united and chelsea supporters, all of whom are ostensibly liberal and just randomly support the worst clubs in the world

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:12 UTC

just use the n word jack this is taking forever

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 19:11 UTC

explaining soccer allegiances to my wife, really easy. root for germany/england/sweden because i’m an immigrant from those places. i root for brazil because mom was a foreign exchange student there in the 60’s and she loved brazil with all her heart. then i root against all the catholic countries

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

my best friend is a mets fan despite being born and raised in los angeles and i’m like man you made that choice, zero fucking pity for you. you chose that life.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:54 UTC

i was thinking the clippers but yes the browns also work here

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

you may wonder why i live and die with liverpool football club and the english and german national teams and not the united states soccer team and the answer is that us soccer federation is run by losers with loser mentality and i don’t spend emotional capital on loser organizations.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

played sports for twenty years, coached them for another twenty. there is sadness and relief. sadness when you lose and relief when you win. joy does not exist. but if joy was a thing i would have felt that the moment trent hit that penalty.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

the yell i yelled. i’m in vacationtown right now and i’m pretty sure ever deer and squirrel in a five mile radius just ran away.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

trent alexander arnold you absolute fucking beauty

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:23 UTC

would be cool if england scored right now. it’s like turnovers in football, you have to ask for them. they don’t just happen.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:20 UTC

i believe they are different, i am consulting the appropriate literature because i am not of that culture but i want to understand it

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

i’m already learning how to make casseroles and something the indigenous big ten peoples call “hot dish”

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

i think i said last year but that game will never happen, either uga will cancel or ucla will cancel or it will be a joint decision but that game will never happen

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:54 UTC

an insane amount of the falling birth rate is the complete and total collapse of teenage pregnancy, so remember that whenever these weirdos talk about birth rates

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:46 UTC

the year is 2368, penis earth is dying, a cadre of young scientists set out on an ambitious mission to save penis earth. this summer, from universal pictures, penis earth rescue.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

i’m pretty misanthropic but overall i prefer being alive to not being alive. my wife would be sad if i died, i think.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

i root for ucla football because i went to school there and my parents went to school there and i hate myself. i root for england football just because i hate myself.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

this is not nothing! especially if you’re one of the guys that would have been lynched on a tehran goalpost.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 16:26 UTC

everton guy, of course, just loser mentality

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

jordan pickford is bad body language hall of fame, if he were my goalkeeper i would politely take him to the side during halftime and say if you yell at me like that again when the match is over i am going to break your jaw, calm the fuck down, we are on the same team man

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