US needs names for its politicians like the UK: Count Binface, Monster Raving Loony Party & Nick the Incredible Flying Brick are actual British MPs!
US options:
Batshit Nutjob
Genocidal Geriatric
Putrid Potatohead
Creeper Conman
Flaming McGreasy
Gumbopants Geezer
Lord Loonybins
Clownlord Creepy
Actually, none of them actually got elected. They were all candidates, but none of them are MPs. We're all for a bit of fun, but we're not daft.
The actual clowns are the ones in Reform who won, but wear suits instead of costumes.