Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social

the GOAT I read BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS in 8th Grade and it Broke My Brain in the Best Way Possible

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@kbethany.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:14 UTC

As a Jew, I’ve always found the obsession with the 10 commandments among Christians to be weird. There are 613 commandments and I’ve been repeatedly told Jesus died so they didn’t have to follow them. Jesus’s entire message was that rules weren’t as important as compassion.

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Jeremy @neveronbrand.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 14:32 UTC

I think about this story of his almost every day of my life. The most elegant way of saying Touch Grass.

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Philip the Italic @fernmonkey.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:14 UTC

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

Kurt is up in Heaven now 😄

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🐝 🅱️ ⭕️🅿️🔥 @beallyoucanbop.hellthread.cc [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

lmao imagining the chapter in there where vonnegut has to tell farts johnson theyre both retiring now

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