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Chef Gaykwon
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
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Free Palestine BLM ACAB UNIONIZE
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Chef Gaykwon
@gaykwon.bsky.social
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
40 replies 420 reposts 2077 likes
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Jeremy
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I would in a heartbeat. There's no dignified way to eat a fully dressed hot dog, might as well go for it.
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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I think you're confusing a "real man" with...I dunno, a production assistant on Ellen.
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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Spotted on Facebook, shared by someone who is - drumroll please - single.
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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If either of my sisters said this to me in earnest, a not insignificant portion of me would die forever.
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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As someone with an older sibling I look up to and wish I was bit closer with, this was a fucking knife in my heart.
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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I like that Better Call Saul is basically this tweet, except it takes him 5 seasons to surf, and yet still works.
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Meredith Rose
@mrose.ink
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This site’s got the juice
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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The Inside Out characters in my head
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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Can I tell you how much it drives me crazy that so many "Christmas" songs are just odes to Winter and we collectively stop singing them four days into the season.
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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I still think we should swap Halloween with Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving vibes more with the aesthetics of early Autumn and is too similar to Christmas for them to only be a month apart. Also, the longer nights and bare trees of late Autumn are more in-line with Halloween's vibe.
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Nikhil Shah
@grandmastershah.bsky.social
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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A lot of people confuse "I didn't know about this 20 years ago" with either "This didn't exist 20 years ago" or "Society didn't know about it 20 years ago."
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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Always entertaining to get glimpses of how my gay daughter regards boys. So far it seems like a mix of intellectual curiosity and mild-to-moderate revulsion.
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Plain old Nolan “Jon Wolter” Void
@wolter.bsky.social
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I understand this is jarring, but do understand: this is largely because we genuinely don’t care.
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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My dad voted for Reagan in the 80's and is now a member of both the DSA and a witch coven. Don't try to tell me people can't change.
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Hannah is resting 🟡
@hannah.the-void.social
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about i have funnier options, but i gotta say this is the one i think about most 😅
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Kathryn Salamander 🦎
@transsalamander.bsky.social
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you just know some of the best gay sex ever is happening down at super weenie hut jr's
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Anya Taylor-Ham
@griph.bsky.social
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look if this country is going to have insane authoritarian leaders can we at least get one with a little showmanship
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Ken Lowery
@kenlowery.bsky.social
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The one and only @wolfpupy.bsky.social
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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I typically watch Jaws on the Fourth, but today I went with Raiders of the Lost Ark. For some reason, I was in the mood to see a bunch of Nazis get rekt by the almighty wrath of God.
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Ken Lowery
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It would be crazy if a crime happened here haha... unless.......
Bannerless.games/ntm
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles
@rustyshackles.bsky.social
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In addition to the Lasagna with Meat Sauce Standard, there is the Tortellini diameter requirement, and Ravioli impact test index
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Manning Krull
@manningkrull.bsky.social
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I have never been more eager to give America its birthday punches
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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A kingdom torn asunder by war due to a "Who's On First?" situation.
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Dell Dracula
@delldracula.bsky.social
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John Cusack in BETTER OFF DEAD looks like a Junji Ito drawing.
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🏳️⚧️ Millennial Horniness is Not a Crime
@josie.zone
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{deep voice} Hello… I’m Johnny CashApp… {band starts playing} 🎶I hear that TikTok playin’ I’m scrollin’ on my phone
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the king of haterade
@leask.bsky.social
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Looking at a camera phone picture of a movie set taken from across the street and going “hm, those costumes look jpg artifact-y. doesn’t bode well”
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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉
@scumbelievable.bsky.social
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I reviewed THE DEVIL'S BATH, a perfect film. Without exaggeration, when it finally cut to black, I screamed in pain.
www.patreon.com/posts/107366...
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Dan McDaid
@danmcdaid.bsky.social
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HEY ITS THE TOITLES
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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Me seeing this and learning it doesn't come out for another month.
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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[after successful snack run from living room to kitchen and back before the next mario kart track loads] seal team 6
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Tim Onion
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"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.
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Preeti Chhibber
@runwithskizzers.bsky.social
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googling: "how to live while feeling a constant sense of dread covering you inside and out" and having google AI tell me to eat some glue
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patrick
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guy 1 (basically just about to ask other guy if he wants to come to his bbq): got any plans tonight? guy 2: yes - I am going to go online where I have been pretending to be taylor swift talking about computer network stuff for 10 years to scold people about voting. guy 1: I am not having a bbq
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Jamal abu hashem🇵🇸
@jamalzuhir.bsky.social
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I am Jamal from Gaza. I was living a quiet. I was about to graduate from the College of Software Engineering. Suddenly, without any introduction, I lost everything and everything was destroyed. This link is my only hope to save my life and rebuild it.
www.gofundme.com/f/sspqf-10k-...
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Allie, Demon of Djent, Fiend of the Pit
@alliesadventuring.party
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the thing about a right wing revolution is they have no actual view for the future. they just hate the left and are so angry it makes them horny to eradicate an enemy. it’s a repugnant moral sickness with no real end game. the anger persists beyond any possible “victory” it’s endless anger and pain
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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Fucking thank you. Easier to make most, if not all, of the better ones too.
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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JK Rowling: So I had a perfectly reasonable conversation with this lefty straight guy I know. The conversation:
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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"I cornered this dude and started babbling insane TERF shit into his face and then, get THIS: he was extremely uncomfortable and didn't want to keep talking to me."
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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Jamiroquai, you absolute fool.
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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If my antiquing experience is any indication, all that's missing is a pair of salt and pepper shaker figures that can only be described as scorchingly racist.
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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Yout guys had a future Oscar winning filmmaker who knew the assignment, and was willing to keep making these, and yet...
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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It's wild that something as weird as Hellboy got possibly the most fitting filmmaker for it first crack at a movie adaptation, and they still haven't figured that out yet.
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Prime Minister of Shark City
@jason1749.bsky.social
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me at every single email I receive today
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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Worth it.
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Jeremy
@neveronbrand.bsky.social
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Written and circled several times on a whiteboard in one of our conference rooms: NFC My Brain: Non-Fungible Chickens.
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Peter Pantsless Geraci
@pnxnotded.bsky.social
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Get em while they're hot! Rusty does great work. You should own some.
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