Fat Apollo @fatapollo.bsky.social

I live on a busy street and one night it flooded and my house flooded. As I was clearing drain white SUV sped up to splash me. I was half naked, fat, and high holding a rake. As he went past me I took a spear throwing stance and bellowed ‘ZEUS GUIDE MY HAND’ BAM direct hit He was too scared to stop

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