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Fat Apollo

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Won AGT15 Canada,3rd SOYTYCANS16, Coast Awards 2012-23, Profiled in Wall Street Journal, Wayne Knight stand-in. Host some cons He/His

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I got fired from the hospital because I kept messing up my 'ives' Was it a sedative or a laxative? all the same

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If you are queer and anyone you know is voting for The Canadian Conservative Party, they are declaring that they hate you. Take note of every house with one of their signs, as in them dwell the enemy. I ’m not kidding. They can’t wait to hurt you.

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Yeah Canada baby!!!!!

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Seriously am I the only one who remembers this crap?

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I burnt a big mac today And destroyed a happy meal I hoped the hunger would wane So many fry guys to peel We each must play our role I still hear Birdie sing Try to shake it all away But a McLean with everything What have I become? My Grimace friend Everyone I know goes to Arby's in the end

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what a time* to be in Corpus Christi *hurricane season

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It's like when I was XO of a ship, I'd call the Captain an asshole to his face, but in public 100% support

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Tell bozo i did his wife wearing his big floppy shoes!

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Her husband and his post after the crime, lolol

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André Greppi | DRES13's avatar André Greppi | DRES13 @dres13.bsky.social
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MARGE: Assassin | Stealth Mode ステルス暗殺者

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Remember how the "retail theft crime wave" disappeared as soon as companies had to do their annual reports? That's because it's illegal to lie to shareholders.

AI is booming (if you're a pleb) but if you have money - Goldman Sachs will be honest with you instead web.archive.org/web/20240629...

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Imagine your living your best amphibo life and god grabs ya

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Fallout voice "Quack. Quack never changes"

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Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there 🫡

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When my date learns that I was kicked off the set of "Look Who's Talking" for asking John Travolta to come see strippers with me

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I used to pay a fair amount to get the Weekend Edition of the NYT up here in Canada, and now I don't.

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If i got captured by the enemy, I would tell them anything for a piece of that gum

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I took that free U of Calgary on-line course and learned so much. It blew my mind.

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CRTC CanCon Moment

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Our company just started having pet bereavement leave which is incredible

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You can tell it is AI cause of the fingers!

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I am so very sorry for your loss.

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It will probably be OK, just no flood or landslip cover

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I live on a busy street and one night it flooded and my house flooded. As I was clearing drain white SUV sped up to splash me. I was half naked, fat, and high holding a rake. As he went past me I took a spear throwing stance and bellowed ‘ZEUS GUIDE MY HAND’ BAM direct hit He was too scared to stop

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Canada Day is always chill, and it has been turning more into a celebration of the First Nations here (Which is long overdue)

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The military is horrible, but at least it trained me to be 5x over-prepared.

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