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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩

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Former Zap! webcomic writer. Current children's book writer. Future Ghost Rider. 💀🔥 Come watch us Streamin'@ www.youtube.com/@fattybearsteakgaming @piccolan on Twitter

Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩's avatar Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social
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I love that they blame secularism, and not rampant capitalism that forced people to work all the time to afford stuff.

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La, la, la... La, la, la...

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This looks like you asked a bad AI to give you pictures of dice. 😂

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today in #9chickweedlane i learned that amos doesn't know where he is half the time and will wander into traffic, his short term memory so bad that he'll forget that his very own wife already passed in front of him on the incredibly tall swing for what must've been multiple times

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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩's avatar Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social
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Preach. I remember being invited as a guest to Akon one year because of our webcomic, Zap. In fact, I believe it was the year we shared a panel with you. It's kind of crazy to think how different it is now.

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Because your teeth and eyes fall out as you age and you get new ones. It would be a waste of money to cover body parts that grow back.....

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I'm not surprised we can't get universal healthcare. We can't even get people to put their carts away in a grocery store parking lot...

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Was this you looking for your wife that morning?

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You could have went with Duck to the future or QUACK to the future....

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I think Cops is different. They don't do talking heads, there isn't producer contrived drama, it's just filming cops on a night at work. The issue with "reality television" isn't that it just filmed "reality".

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Thanks, that was a real mature response to what I said...

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We all realize that's fake right? Like, just so I'm clear, that's the joke, right? God I hope so...

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The other day, I was at a museum and checking out a beautiful painting, when a bunch of dicks flew into my mouth. 7/10 the brushwork could have been better....

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What does Hulu think I like about The Fifth Element? 😐📽️

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If Disney insists on rebooting their own movies, why not use the other IP you don't know what to do with, and make MUPPET versions of your films! Muppet Lion King Muppet Beauty and the Beast Muppet Moana Muppet Frozen Muppet Sword in the Stone Muppet Muppets Take Manhattan!

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But I think we all can agree Birth of a Nation IS criticized in the way that's being discussed. It's violence towards that race.

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I think it's because animal cruelty is physical harm, and we treat that more seriously than emotional pain.

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I feel like people wouldn't be so visceral about him if he ever showed any sign or remorse or had ever experienced a consequence for all his shitty behavior.

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Now I'm picturing what failing to "get er done" looks like for the Larry the Cable Guy scenario.

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When you say "get er done" types, what do you mean? People who are constantly pushing people to work, or people who act like Larry the Cable Guy?

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Why did you invite the WASPS over to begin with?

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I feel like Disney has given up the idea that the actor interacting with people is a big part of the immersion they keep chasing but missing the mark on.

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Hey, maybe put more money into these attractions and skip a few nights of fireworks to pay the actors more than you do.

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My wife and I do something similar. Usually something like "Whoa, I bet that guys penis is huge!" Or "oh man, he's so manly he got me pregnant."

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I gotta say, now that I've finished it, this one made me really angry. Disney parks really dropped the ball on everything Star wars. It all started with their weird obsession to make it only sequel era characters and set pieces.

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